★ 14 [Video] Nothing to see here. No really

[mightbeconcussed]

Hardison, Sam, Keats please make a sign and put it around your neck that says Lucy's friend. Don't even ask. Just please.

[She adjusts the video camera. She's sitting on a very white couch wearing a man's button down shirt. Her legs are crossed, feet tucked under her. She puts her elbows on her knees and rests her chin in her hands]

SO

Zombie sheep. Personally I call bullshit. There's no such thing as zombie sheep. I watched 28 Days and Dawn of the Dead. The animals got eaten not infected. Also what happened to like voo doo zombies? You know raised by...some character in a book that sleeps with lots of vampires and werewolves. No I don't know how sex with vampires and werewolves have anything to do with raising the dead but neither does anyone else. Bella Swan should be all set. And technically are they zombies if they were never dead? Isn't that part of the whole mythology? They die or get half eaten and then they rise and wander around all zombiefied.

Also zombies don't talk. They moan and shuffle and make noises. I used to be obsessed with them in high school. I watched lots of zombie movies.

And how smart are these zombie sheep? And the people being infected? I mean...if we're not following movie rules then how do we know that the pizza guy knocking on the apartment door doesn't really want to eat our brains or hearts or whatever it is.

Cas, I know you're all wing boy but be careful. You might need a sign too.

Harry, this is me rambling at everyone but you jsyk.

[And she'll continue rambling until someone interrupts her. Really]

Comments

Watching, amused~

[council-king.livejournal.com]

Txt

[disregard-death.livejournal.com]

Stuck on the fire escape, can you open a window or go to the roof and get me?

Re: Txt

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

How do i no u aren't bit?

Re: Txt

[disregard-death.livejournal.com]

Because I'm using a phone?
If you look down you can check.
Coat may be rabid.

Re: Txt--->Action

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Ok. I have a cricket bat and crazy!Master on speed dial.

[And this is Lucy opening the window and peering out onto the fire escape.]

No scratches, bites or zombie sheep french kissed? I don't know that's how you get mono!

[And clearly mono and zombie-sheep virus are the same thing]

Action!

[disregard-death.livejournal.com]

Keats looked up and laughed. "Oi! No I did not get eaten! Just me coat!" He wagged the coat at her for emphasis.

[prodigalvampire]

Call bull shit all you want, they're real.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Yeah but they're not zombies. They're something not zombies.

[prodigalvampire]

I never said they were zombies.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

And I never said that I didn't believe the rabid sheep were real.

[prodigalvampire]

So, why are you calling them zombies again?

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

The sheep are smarter than ordinary sheep. The intelligence of infected people remains the same. It's not Romero. Infected people can sound exactly like the uninfected.

And it's brains and hearts and everything else.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Harry, I am not talking to you. This is how normal people fight. [1)it's really not 2) she's calling them normal]

But thank you. You will get points when we're making up because you tried to keep me alive and unzombiefied even when I wasn't talking to you]

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

No. I don't do that.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

What? Fight like a normal person? DUH

Or make up?

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

I'm far too patient with you.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Can I just make a t-shirt that says that?

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Yes but you need to wear it outside. Seriously, Sam. At least until the zombie sheep are gone along with the zombie people. After that I'll let you know on a need to know basis

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

The sheep have left me alone.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

It's not the sheep I'm worried about.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Who are you worried about?

[rehymenator]

Wing boy. I think you should watch out for yourself more than me, you know.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

It's a nickname, Cassie. It means I love you. And I'm okay. I'm locked up in the flat.

[rehymenator]

Thank you. I'm on a roof.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

On the roof is good. Stay safe. I will call you if things get crazy.