mightbeconcussed | ★ 14 [Video] Nothing to see here. No really

Hardison, Sam, Keats please make a sign and put it around your neck that says Lucy's friend. Don't even ask. Just please.

[She adjusts the video camera. She's sitting on a very white couch wearing a man's button down shirt. Her legs are crossed, feet tucked under her. She puts her elbows on her knees and rests her chin in her hands]

SO

Zombie sheep. Personally I call bullshit. There's no such thing as zombie sheep. I watched 28 Days and Dawn of the Dead. The animals got eaten not infected. Also what happened to like voo doo zombies? You know raised by...some character in a book that sleeps with lots of vampires and werewolves. No I don't know how sex with vampires and werewolves have anything to do with raising the dead but neither does anyone else. Bella Swan should be all set. And technically are they zombies if they were never dead? Isn't that part of the whole mythology? They die or get half eaten and then they rise and wander around all zombiefied.

Also zombies don't talk. They moan and shuffle and make noises. I used to be obsessed with them in high school. I watched lots of zombie movies.

And how smart are these zombie sheep? And the people being infected? I mean...if we're not following movie rules then how do we know that the pizza guy knocking on the apartment door doesn't really want to eat our brains or hearts or whatever it is.

Cas, I know you're all wing boy but be careful. You might need a sign too.

Harry, this is me rambling at everyone but you jsyk.

[And she'll continue rambling until someone interrupts her. Really]

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Lucy laughed at his suggestion and flopped down on the couch next to him. "You're going to teach me to fight?"

Because this idea has appeal but it also makes her laugh as in general, she's pretty clumsy.

"Well, it's mostly luck, Lucy." Keats admits. "Ye just have to get in there fast enough to get someone to back off. Trust me, I'm not exactly the intimidating sort, now am I?"

Lucy arches an eyebrow at Keats and hesitates a second trying to decide how much she wants to say on the Master and reveal things that have happened.

"No, but I don't know if I'm the best judge of what's intimidating or not. I'm living with Harry." She pauses and then because it needs to be said. "And I'm not scared of him. He makes me feel safe."

You know the guy who admitted to eating people publicly while he was crazy and who (thank you City) still has crazy spells in which he does not eat Lucy but needed signs on her friends so he wouldn't bite them during the zombie curse.

"And what's so dangerous about Harry?" Keats asked. It was a nice place to be instead of outside with sheep.

Lucy bites her bottom lip hard. She knows there are a lot of people who don't see Harry favorably for good (to anyone else) reason. She doesn't want to have Keats giving her worried looks and inquiring to her safety as well.

"I'm not sure but the vampire in the Underground was--respected his power enough that he let me go without any kind of fight breaking out."

Another pause because that's not the part of this that she's worried about. "Harold Saxon aka The Master. He was arrested a few weeks ago."

Whether Keats pays attention to things like that or not, Lucy doesn't know. Of course it probably doesn't help that she's making him drag it out of her bit by bit.

Keats arched an eyebrow. Certainly a powerful ally would be a good thing for Lucy, she did need protection. "Lucy, one thing I've learned is appearances are deceiving and as long as he's friendly with you, a Vampire of any variety is fine by me."

Keats himself had been able to avoid all of law enforcement and he was happy about that. "Arrested, eh?"

"Harry is great to me. He's not a vampire though. He's, as he tells me when I don't call him for things like going to look for my mother in the Underground, 'a very powerful Time Lord for whatever I'd like to think of him as'."

Right the arrest thing. "He was cleared. They didn't have any evidence on him and he was sort of crazy at the time. He's better now though. Except he's sort of crazy again because the sheep bit him and he's running around avoiding eating me. That's why I wanted you to wear a sign around your neck that said you were my friend. He's going to try to avoid eating my friends as well."

Keats made a pained face. "Oi... a zombie curse?" Well that explained everything. "Well that can't be helped, ye know? Everyone ends up getting quirks with the curses fly'n about."

'Time Lord' sounded interesting. It could either be puffed up, or amazing. "I would verymuch like to interview Harry. Do you think he'd mind?"

Technically she's pretty sure it's closer to a rabies curse but zombies are more fun. You've got all the pop culture references to work with.

"I don't know you'd have to ask. He might not mind as long as you focused on the Time Lord parts and not the 'went crazy and ate some people' parts."

Keats laughed, though what that said about his mental state was left to be figured. "I'm not interested about eating people. Mostly interested in other things, like what a Time Lord is."

"He might let you then," Lucy smiles at Keats. She likes that he doesn't dwell on little things like eating people. "He's really funny. Or I think he's really funny."

"I think ye don't give yourself enough credit Lucy." Keats commented. "I think you are a fine judge of character. I mean, look at yer charming Irish friend."

Lucy laughed at that, turned and pressed her palms to Keats' face then tiptoed up and kissed him.

"Thank you. I like my judge of character."

That earned a snicker. "So you're going to teach me about this America's Next Top Model then?"

"Yup!" She takes his hand and tugs him toward the living room. "It's fantastic, cheesy, entertainment."

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