mightbeconcussed: (We are not amused)
Lucy Locke ([personal profile] mightbeconcussed) wrote2010-05-13 05:26 pm

★ 14 [Video] Nothing to see here. No really

Hardison, Sam, Keats please make a sign and put it around your neck that says Lucy's friend. Don't even ask. Just please.

[She adjusts the video camera. She's sitting on a very white couch wearing a man's button down shirt. Her legs are crossed, feet tucked under her. She puts her elbows on her knees and rests her chin in her hands]

SO

Zombie sheep. Personally I call bullshit. There's no such thing as zombie sheep. I watched 28 Days and Dawn of the Dead. The animals got eaten not infected. Also what happened to like voo doo zombies? You know raised by...some character in a book that sleeps with lots of vampires and werewolves. No I don't know how sex with vampires and werewolves have anything to do with raising the dead but neither does anyone else. Bella Swan should be all set. And technically are they zombies if they were never dead? Isn't that part of the whole mythology? They die or get half eaten and then they rise and wander around all zombiefied.

Also zombies don't talk. They moan and shuffle and make noises. I used to be obsessed with them in high school. I watched lots of zombie movies.

And how smart are these zombie sheep? And the people being infected? I mean...if we're not following movie rules then how do we know that the pizza guy knocking on the apartment door doesn't really want to eat our brains or hearts or whatever it is.

Cas, I know you're all wing boy but be careful. You might need a sign too.

Harry, this is me rambling at everyone but you jsyk.

[And she'll continue rambling until someone interrupts her. Really]

Watching, amused~

[identity profile] council-king.livejournal.com 2010-05-13 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Edited 2010-05-13 22:38 (UTC)

Txt

[identity profile] disregard-death.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Stuck on the fire escape, can you open a window or go to the roof and get me?
prodigalvampire: (Default)

[personal profile] prodigalvampire 2010-05-14 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
Call bull shit all you want, they're real.

[identity profile] neverendingbeat.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
The sheep are smarter than ordinary sheep. The intelligence of infected people remains the same. It's not Romero. Infected people can sound exactly like the uninfected.

And it's brains and hearts and everything else.

[identity profile] not-so-smooth.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
Can I just make a t-shirt that says that?

[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Harry, I am not talking to you. This is how normal people fight. [1)it's really not 2) she's calling them normal]

But thank you. You will get points when we're making up because you tried to keep me alive and unzombiefied even when I wasn't talking to you]

[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah but they're not zombies. They're something not zombies.
prodigalvampire: (Default)

[personal profile] prodigalvampire 2010-05-14 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
I never said they were zombies.

[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
Yes but you need to wear it outside. Seriously, Sam. At least until the zombie sheep are gone along with the zombie people. After that I'll let you know on a need to know basis

Re: Txt

[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
How do i no u aren't bit?

[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
And I never said that I didn't believe the rabid sheep were real.

[identity profile] not-so-smooth.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
The sheep have left me alone.

[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
It's not the sheep I'm worried about.

[identity profile] not-so-smooth.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Who are you worried about?

[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
It's--some of the zombies are more mentally aware than others and one of the zombies I know and he's going to try to avoid biting and infecting my friends.

[identity profile] neverendingbeat.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
No. I don't do that.

[identity profile] not-so-smooth.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Why doesn't he just avoid biting and infecting everyone?

[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
What? Fight like a normal person? DUH

Or make up?

[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Because he's a zombie? IDEK Sam. This is not the place for logic.
rehymenator: (Default)

[personal profile] rehymenator 2010-05-14 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Wing boy. I think you should watch out for yourself more than me, you know.

[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
It's a nickname, Cassie. It means I love you. And I'm okay. I'm locked up in the flat.
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[personal profile] rehymenator 2010-05-14 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you. I'm on a roof.

[identity profile] neverendingbeat.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
I'm far too patient with you.

[identity profile] not-so-smooth.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
What's he look like? Because if a zombie tries to bite me, I'll try extra hard to only shoot to maim or something if it's your friend.

[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2010-05-14 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Because I am very patient with you.

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