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mightbeconcussed) wrote2010-05-13 05:26 pm
mightbeconcussed) wrote2010-05-13 05:26 pm
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★ 14 [Video] Nothing to see here. No really
Hardison, Sam, Keats please make a sign and put it around your neck that says Lucy's friend. Don't even ask. Just please.
[She adjusts the video camera. She's sitting on a very white couch wearing a man's button down shirt. Her legs are crossed, feet tucked under her. She puts her elbows on her knees and rests her chin in her hands]
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Zombie sheep. Personally I call bullshit. There's no such thing as zombie sheep. I watched 28 Days and Dawn of the Dead. The animals got eaten not infected. Also what happened to like voo doo zombies? You know raised by...some character in a book that sleeps with lots of vampires and werewolves. No I don't know how sex with vampires and werewolves have anything to do with raising the dead but neither does anyone else. Bella Swan should be all set. And technically are they zombies if they were never dead? Isn't that part of the whole mythology? They die or get half eaten and then they rise and wander around all zombiefied.
Also zombies don't talk. They moan and shuffle and make noises. I used to be obsessed with them in high school. I watched lots of zombie movies.
And how smart are these zombie sheep? And the people being infected? I mean...if we're not following movie rules then how do we know that the pizza guy knocking on the apartment door doesn't really want to eat our brains or hearts or whatever it is.
Cas, I know you're all wing boy but be careful. You might need a sign too.
Harry, this is me rambling at everyone but you jsyk.
[And she'll continue rambling until someone interrupts her. Really]
[She adjusts the video camera. She's sitting on a very white couch wearing a man's button down shirt. Her legs are crossed, feet tucked under her. She puts her elbows on her knees and rests her chin in her hands]
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Zombie sheep. Personally I call bullshit. There's no such thing as zombie sheep. I watched 28 Days and Dawn of the Dead. The animals got eaten not infected. Also what happened to like voo doo zombies? You know raised by...some character in a book that sleeps with lots of vampires and werewolves. No I don't know how sex with vampires and werewolves have anything to do with raising the dead but neither does anyone else. Bella Swan should be all set. And technically are they zombies if they were never dead? Isn't that part of the whole mythology? They die or get half eaten and then they rise and wander around all zombiefied.
Also zombies don't talk. They moan and shuffle and make noises. I used to be obsessed with them in high school. I watched lots of zombie movies.
And how smart are these zombie sheep? And the people being infected? I mean...if we're not following movie rules then how do we know that the pizza guy knocking on the apartment door doesn't really want to eat our brains or hearts or whatever it is.
Cas, I know you're all wing boy but be careful. You might need a sign too.
Harry, this is me rambling at everyone but you jsyk.
[And she'll continue rambling until someone interrupts her. Really]
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...I'll suggest he wear a 'please don't shoot me. Lucy likes me' sign but he might not take my suggestion.
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Also, stay inside. You're not going to shoot Harry in the head because he won't let you and if you try and shoot him he might not notice the tee shirt. Please.
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Fine. Just be careful. Try not to shoot at blond men in torn up suits and wear your tee shirt. And if the blond man in a suit actually pauses and doesn't try to hurt you, go away. His control is shaky
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Do NOT let him eat you. Hit him in the head HARD with something HEAVY then run.
Can I not have friends who don't eat or kill each other? Is that too much to ask? I do not think so.
Sam. Seriously.
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And yes I can bake. Very well.
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