★ 14 [Video] Nothing to see here. No really

[mightbeconcussed]

Hardison, Sam, Keats please make a sign and put it around your neck that says Lucy's friend. Don't even ask. Just please.

[She adjusts the video camera. She's sitting on a very white couch wearing a man's button down shirt. Her legs are crossed, feet tucked under her. She puts her elbows on her knees and rests her chin in her hands]

SO

Zombie sheep. Personally I call bullshit. There's no such thing as zombie sheep. I watched 28 Days and Dawn of the Dead. The animals got eaten not infected. Also what happened to like voo doo zombies? You know raised by...some character in a book that sleeps with lots of vampires and werewolves. No I don't know how sex with vampires and werewolves have anything to do with raising the dead but neither does anyone else. Bella Swan should be all set. And technically are they zombies if they were never dead? Isn't that part of the whole mythology? They die or get half eaten and then they rise and wander around all zombiefied.

Also zombies don't talk. They moan and shuffle and make noises. I used to be obsessed with them in high school. I watched lots of zombie movies.

And how smart are these zombie sheep? And the people being infected? I mean...if we're not following movie rules then how do we know that the pizza guy knocking on the apartment door doesn't really want to eat our brains or hearts or whatever it is.

Cas, I know you're all wing boy but be careful. You might need a sign too.

Harry, this is me rambling at everyone but you jsyk.

[And she'll continue rambling until someone interrupts her. Really]

Comments

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Harry, I am not talking to you. This is how normal people fight. [1)it's really not 2) she's calling them normal]

But thank you. You will get points when we're making up because you tried to keep me alive and unzombiefied even when I wasn't talking to you]

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

No. I don't do that.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

What? Fight like a normal person? DUH

Or make up?

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

I'm far too patient with you.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Because I am very patient with you.

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

...

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Don't even give me that look. I would sit with you right now and talk forever and feed you cheese grits if you could give me the remotest of whatever sort of promise that you wouldn't bite me. You know that.

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

...yes. And I can't.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Which is why I'm being good, actually listening to you and staying locked up in the apartment.

Orders? I don't usually take them so well. I am being good, Harry.

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

Then good! Good, why is this an argument?! It shouldn't be an argument. It's too hard to think. Cricket bat in the cupboard if the pop culture aspect appeals and sheep or humans break in.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

It's an argument because you were a jackass. I'll forgive you though.

Okay. Going to get it now. I'll sleep naked with it. You can be jealous of your cricket bat.

Harry...would you wear a 'Lucy likes me please don't shoot me' sign?

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

Hm.

Worshipping false idols?

I don't need one.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Don't hm me. You know you were.

It works for me.

But what if someone shoots you in the head?

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

I won't let anyone shoot me.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Okay.

But if they're wearing a sign or a shirt that says Lucy on it just knock them out...

and put them somewhere safe.

I'm just going to tell Sam to stay inside.

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

That's easiest.