I think I might be concussed?

[Her voice is excited and insistent. She's got that 'can't be reasoned with' tone to her voice]

Alright so today is all about love and OTP's. I'll just start listing.

Seth Cohen/Summer Roberts.

Puhlease. Like this is even up for debate. Whatever. I'm not listening. LALALALALALALALALA you know it's true.

Me/Ryan Atwood

Don't even deny it. We would be magic together.

Scarlett O'Hara/Rhett Butler

Again. Everyone knows he went back to her. He loved her. He'd give up everything for her. Yes she was bratty but in the end /foot rising-kiss in front of Tara & happily ever after

Rick/Ilsa

I always stop this movie before the end because it's one of those cases where the movie was done wrong. And bad and wrong. At least at the end.

Michael/Isabel

Like fighting destiny is a good idea? And the CSI guy from Miami before he was that guy that ended up marrying her? Like a beard or something. Against destiny instead of lesbianism. Personally I think they were having hot alien sex behind Maria's back.

Sydney Bristow/Michael Vaughn

The forehead wrinkles mean he loves her!!

Hardison/Parker

Like you don't even know. Ambassador! Just KISS her already. Kthanx

Me/McElroy

Shhhhhh

Argue if you like but you'll be wrong

[ooc:Hardison 4th walled with permission. If you want to give me permission to 4th wall your character's canon (or fanon) OTP comment and I'll edit and add]