★ 03 [Video] Oh FML

[mightbeconcussed]

[The camera shows a very pouty girl. She's sitting in front of the coffee shop with a frappachino, chin resting in her hand and a pout firmly fixed on her face]

This morning I fell in the shower and hit my head. I think I could be concussed but I'm not sure how you tell. I got to work, spilled coffee all over my shirt and then made like six orders wrong. One guy yelled at me and then threw his coffee at me when I yelled back.FML

Comments

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Wow, that really sucks.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

IKR [Yes she actually says the letters I, K & R]

It should get better from here?

[She doesn't sound or look very hopeful about this]

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't know, not if you're cursed it won't.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

But I don't want to be cursed.

I suppose complaining to the management wouldn't do any good.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

No, they probably wouldn't care. I mean, they might make it worse too, there's always that option I guess.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Ewww no thanks. I'll keep my complaints to myself. Which is probably a first.

Blech. The City is already making me more responsible. F M L

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Well, you can voice them here.

Hopefully you don't get much more responsible.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

You'll be my personal complaint department?

Oh please no. I like irresponsible Lucy. Thanks.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

I'm good at listening to complaints and going, "That sucks, Lucy, you totally don't deserve that. It's horrible that you have to face that."

Well, you sound like you need to at least do something fun tonight to make up for your crappy day.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Oooh well in that case? I have blisters on my feet, I burned my hand making coffee for the jerk that yelled at me because I happened to give him a mocha with whip and two extra shots and honestly? Do you really think a half caff, non-fat mocha is going to make a difference to the gut? Try some sit ups.

I feel better.

But if I'm cursed won't the night just end up awful too?

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Hopefully they booted his ass outta there asap for you? Or they gave him a free coupon so next time you can but laxative in his drink or something?

That's why you should go out after midnight. I mean, unless that's too late for you.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

He got his coffee the right way and stormed out. I'm totally peeing in his coffee next time though.

It's not too late. What are you proposing?

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

That is both frightening and awesome.

I do know a few places to hang out. Fun Machine, remember?

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

You don't mess with a Southern girl.

I could be persuaded to consider this.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

I just generally don't mess with girls. Unless they're really alien robots who are trying to kill me. Even then I don't really mess with them, actually.

Come on, seriously, after today you deserve to have some fun.

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

WHY AM I SO BALD?!

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Because I beat your ass last night at Left 4 Dead 2?

I don't know! Why are you bald, Hardison?

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

IDK my BFF Jill?

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Well now I miss Jilly-bean. I'm coming over to throw things at you.

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

(http://es.tinypic.com)

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

(http://es.tinypic.com)

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

CAUTION ZOMBIES AHEAD!!

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]