★ 03 [Video] Oh FML

[mightbeconcussed]

[The camera shows a very pouty girl. She's sitting in front of the coffee shop with a frappachino, chin resting in her hand and a pout firmly fixed on her face]

This morning I fell in the shower and hit my head. I think I could be concussed but I'm not sure how you tell. I got to work, spilled coffee all over my shirt and then made like six orders wrong. One guy yelled at me and then threw his coffee at me when I yelled back.FML

Comments

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

No, they probably wouldn't care. I mean, they might make it worse too, there's always that option I guess.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Ewww no thanks. I'll keep my complaints to myself. Which is probably a first.

Blech. The City is already making me more responsible. F M L

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Well, you can voice them here.

Hopefully you don't get much more responsible.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

You'll be my personal complaint department?

Oh please no. I like irresponsible Lucy. Thanks.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

I'm good at listening to complaints and going, "That sucks, Lucy, you totally don't deserve that. It's horrible that you have to face that."

Well, you sound like you need to at least do something fun tonight to make up for your crappy day.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Oooh well in that case? I have blisters on my feet, I burned my hand making coffee for the jerk that yelled at me because I happened to give him a mocha with whip and two extra shots and honestly? Do you really think a half caff, non-fat mocha is going to make a difference to the gut? Try some sit ups.

I feel better.

But if I'm cursed won't the night just end up awful too?

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Hopefully they booted his ass outta there asap for you? Or they gave him a free coupon so next time you can but laxative in his drink or something?

That's why you should go out after midnight. I mean, unless that's too late for you.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

He got his coffee the right way and stormed out. I'm totally peeing in his coffee next time though.

It's not too late. What are you proposing?

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

That is both frightening and awesome.

I do know a few places to hang out. Fun Machine, remember?

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

You don't mess with a Southern girl.

I could be persuaded to consider this.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

I just generally don't mess with girls. Unless they're really alien robots who are trying to kill me. Even then I don't really mess with them, actually.

Come on, seriously, after today you deserve to have some fun.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

It's a good policy.

Okay but since I can't give you pizza hut's number instead of mine, you do realize this is hanging out. Not a date. Right?

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

I've mostly not died, so it's worked well so far.

I very much realize that.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Smart Boy. I'll meet you in the lobby of building 12 at 12:01

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

I will be there probably a little bit after that.

[ooc: Since he's naked, he'll have to get dressed first and then head out.]

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Okay. I'll see you then and don't keep me waiting too long Naked Boy.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Trust me, you'll want me to head out of my place after midnight.

And are you wanting like... house party type thing or club type thing?

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

I'll take your word for it.

Let's try a club thing. You have to remember I haven't been anywhere yet.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Man, you have to go to the zoo sometime too, it's awesome. And club it is. Do you have a preference for like... vampire club, alien club, robot club, caveman club...

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Zoo? Lions, tigers and bears oh my?

Okay, seriously those are serious options?

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Dragons, unicorns, and dinosaurs, oh my.

Well, the caveman club was kind of a pun, but the rest are, yeah. I mean, we have normal type clubs too, but if you want to do a weird theme club, they have those.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Of course. Only in bizarro world.

Well duh themed of course. I might want to live out my Edward Cullen fantasies.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

I sort of think less of you if you actually have Edward Cullen fantasies. But I do know a relatively safe vampire bar.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Sorry Sammy. I have lots of Cullens in general not to mention wolfpack fantasies. In fact my fantasy life is really varied. You're just gonna have to think less of me.

Whatever you're comfortable with.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Well, okay, I guess I can deal with that.

Just regular club for now.

[ooc: Action it, log it, or assume it?]