★ 03 [Video] Oh FML

[mightbeconcussed]

[The camera shows a very pouty girl. She's sitting in front of the coffee shop with a frappachino, chin resting in her hand and a pout firmly fixed on her face]

This morning I fell in the shower and hit my head. I think I could be concussed but I'm not sure how you tell. I got to work, spilled coffee all over my shirt and then made like six orders wrong. One guy yelled at me and then threw his coffee at me when I yelled back.FML

Comments

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[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

No, no, I get it. Because I look like a normal guy. I mean, above average and with washboard abs, sure, but just a totally normal guy. So if a normal guy can have a crazy, alien robot car best friend, what's normal, right?

Re: action;

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

[Now she's just laughing at you, Sam. Lucy is not exactly always conducive to a healthy self esteem]

Washboard abs huh? Now that is an accomplishment. Alright so this alien robot car. Does he talk? And more importantly please tell me he's not a Minivan.

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[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

[It's okay, Sam can take it. Mostly.]

He sort of talks, he mostly uses radio waves and stuff to talk. But he's a brand new Camaro, but technically he could be any car that size if he wanted.

Re: action;

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Definitely drool worthy. Even minus the talking.

Re: action;

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

[Sam pulled the car up not far from the entrance of the club and put it in park.]

Alright, here we are.

Re: action;

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

[Like a good spoiled Southern girl, Lucy waits in the car until he gets out and comes around to get her door.]

Well it looks like fun at least.

Re: action;

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

[Like the gentleman his parents raised, Sam opens the door for her and offers her his arm.]

It's pretty cool. I mean, they've got music from the future and other planets even.

Re: action;

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

[She takes his arm and beams at him. Being treated like a princess is a sure way to make Lucy smile]

Think I can get them to play Sweet Home Alabama? I'll have to teach the whole bar to sing roll tide roll during the chorus.

Re: action;

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

[Sam blushed a bit at the smile and grinned back.]

I’m sure if you ask nicely, they’ll play it for you.

Re: action;

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

This'll be fun!

[And with Lucy, it usually is. She just works so hard at having fun and seems to have so much of it]

Re: action;

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Yes, but I have just one rule. I have to leave here with shoes, okay? No necessarily mine, but a pair of matching shoes that fit my feet.

[Sam is mostly awkward and then some more awkward, but so long as alien robots don't crash the party, he'll be pleased.]

Re: action;

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Ooooh so we're turning this into a clothes switching party?

[Awkward is fun at least? Well for Lucy]

Re: action;

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

I hope not, because odds are I'll probably end up in a skirt.

[Sam paused to open the door to the club for her.]

Not that I don't have the legs for it...

Re: action;

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

]Lucy giggles then looks over her shoulder to watch him come in the door.]

I'm sure you do. We'll try to keep our own clothes tonight.

Re: action;

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

[Sam gave a nod.]

Okay, but if the crowd demands it, I can't guarantee my shirt won't come off.