★ 06 [voice] It's all about love

[mightbeconcussed]

[Her voice is excited and insistent. She's got that 'can't be reasoned with' tone to her voice]

Alright so today is all about love and OTP's. I'll just start listing.

Seth Cohen/Summer Roberts.

Puhlease. Like this is even up for debate. Whatever. I'm not listening. LALALALALALALALALA you know it's true.

Me/Ryan Atwood

Don't even deny it. We would be magic together.

Scarlett O'Hara/Rhett Butler

Again. Everyone knows he went back to her. He loved her. He'd give up everything for her. Yes she was bratty but in the end /foot rising-kiss in front of Tara & happily ever after

Rick/Ilsa

I always stop this movie before the end because it's one of those cases where the movie was done wrong. And bad and wrong. At least at the end.

Michael/Isabel

Like fighting destiny is a good idea? And the CSI guy from Miami before he was that guy that ended up marrying her? Like a beard or something. Against destiny instead of lesbianism. Personally I think they were having hot alien sex behind Maria's back.

Sydney Bristow/Michael Vaughn

The forehead wrinkles mean he loves her!!

Hardison/Parker

Like you don't even know. Ambassador! Just KISS her already. Kthanx

Me/McElroy

Shhhhhh

Argue if you like but you'll be wrong

[ooc:Hardison 4th walled with permission. If you want to give me permission to 4th wall your character's canon (or fanon) OTP comment and I'll edit and add]

Comments

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

Look, it's-- complicated, okay?

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Complicated that's code for 'Hello, I'm a yellow bellied Auburn lover who can't find their spine'.

Man up, Hardison.

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

I don't even like Aub--

It's complicated.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

You know who says things are complicated? Tommy Tubervile when Bama has just kicked Auburn's ass.

In other words? Wussie girly men.

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

Well, then I'm the wussiest and girliest. 'Cause it's damn complicated. To the 9th power.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Holy Bear Bryant, Hardison, we've really got to work on your spine. You give up and into insults way too easy.

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

I got spine, okay? Just-- well, it ain't like anything's gonna change anyway. When we go back home, we forget this place.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

HARDISON!

That's depressing. Now I need a few dozen mint juleps and a new pair of shoes.

Tell me I'm pretty. Hurry.

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

You're gorgeous, don't try to act like you don't know it. ...Why?

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

The whole 'nothing is going to change attitude'. It's very depressing.

Aww but it's awesome to hear it. Thank you.

Also, Hardison you just moved up on my husband list. Above Ryan Atwood. Yes. You are now just below Rhett Butler and Alabama's Football Team.

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

I'll try to scale back for you, sorry. [Wry? Him? Never!] Wait, what? Husband-- list? I don't know, this all seems a little fast, Lucy.

Yes I'm fourth walling myself IDC it's CANON dammit

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

[Deep ever lasting sigh, Hardison. Deep ever lasting sigh]

Husband list.

Husband #1 is always the current starting quarterback for Bama's football team

#2 is Rhett Butler--shhh I don't care if he's fictional

#3 is the Football team

#4 is now you

#5 is Ryan Atwood

#6 is Dean Winchester AND Sam Winchester. They're like a matched pair.

#7 is currently Taylor Lautner. He's legal now you know.

Annnnd from there on out they're sort of variable depending on my mood. The top 7 are solid though. Also, you should know, Eliot is often on there too. Nate is way too 'Dad' and I might put the grumpy, grouchy, Dr that lives here on that list too. Even if he is TOO old for me. There's nothing about him that says Dad. The Dr with the accent might go on the list too. I'll have to get injured more.

WHORE

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

Lucy, what drugs are you taking, and can I share?

Re: WHORE

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

I would TOTALLY share if I were taking any. Mostly I'm on espresso. Did you know if you're really nice they'll give you 32oz cups instead of a 16oz latte with a lame-o 2 shots.

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

...Don't they warn about heart problems for that kinda stuff?

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Uhm...probably?

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

If you have a heart attack, I won't be taking you to the hospital! [He would.]

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Hardison! That's just mean [She knows but she's pouting anyway]

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

Oh, c'mon. You know I'm not serious. But you'll have to come out of your apartment. I'm not even trying to get mauled by your horse.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

He's not a horse! And he doesn't maul anyone. He's a sweetie.

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

No, uh uh. He's a behemoth, is what he is.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

I prefer gentle giant. You're discriminating, Hardison! It makes Bryant sad

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

He's a dog, he can't be sad. He's enormous and his teeth match his size. Like the jaws of hell!

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

LOOK (http://www.osanewf.com/images/Newfoundland_Dog_store/newfoundland_accessories/bibs/Newfoundland_tuxBib_full1.jpg) he is SAD Hardison.

1/2

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

That's because he's in a tuxedo, Lucy.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

He loves his tuxedo!!

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Something tells me you've given this a lot of thought.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Psssh what else was I supposed to think about? School?

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Your notebooks at school all have "Lucy McElroy" all over them, don't they?

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Nope! I'm keeping my name. I like alliteration. Besides, I only want to be married to him as long as he's the quarterback of my football team. Next year my husband will be either McCarron, Jackson or Sims although I'm not ruling out Julius Jones as a prospect.

Pro-Tip: They're all prospective starting quarterbacks except Jones and he's an awesomesauce receiver.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Gee, I wonder if Lucy has a type.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Lucy definitely has a type. Also Lucy has conditions and tends to be overly dramatic.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

But overly dramatic in a thankfully non-annoying way.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Your tolerance is just very high

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

And you’re hot, that helps.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

That helps everything.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Well you work it well.