★ 27 [Video] You hold my arms down, I've been bad.

[mightbeconcussed]

[The video comes up on Lucy sitting on top of a hospital bed. She's got a cast on her wrist and a bruise on her cheek. She's also wearing scrub bottoms with her own top and a pair of high heels.]

Today is made of suck. It's not just a bad day. It's a day made entirely of suck. And not the good kind of suck. The I fell, broke my wrist, dropped my coffee and ruined my new jeans.



This was after I ran out of body gel in the shower, got shampoo in my eyes, flailed around until i slipped and smacked my face on the edge of the tub. Yes it's a real 'I hit my face on something' accident. Not a 'I'm a battered woman' excuse.

Yeah, I get that it's Friday the 13th but HELLO could I not have gotten a Jared Padalecki with that instead of a cast? I am so the blond in the horror movie that slips, falls and gets saved by Jared Padaleki.

Okay, so it's possible that didn't happen in the movie. I was sort of paying more attention to his shoulders than to the actual plot of the movie but let's be honest here it's a horror movie. A remake of a horror movie. The plots are all the same.

The doctors released me. I'm not moving because clearly moving is a bad idea for me today. I could be carried though. Harry? Wanna come carry me out of here?

Also? Painkillers. I have them. Go me.

Comments

After much debate, I decided this is just the best response possible.

[srsbusinessk.livejournal.com]

Feel free to call her insane.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

OMFG Seriously City has just made up like everything to me. Ever.

Well almost.

HI, Hared. Big fan. Even saw House of Wax. Ok so part of that was because I wanted to see Paris die but you can't blame me. Half the movie theater was there to see Paris die.

SHE'S INSANE.

[srsbusinessk.livejournal.com]

Um. I think you might have me mistaken for someone else.

She really is. I make no claims otherwise.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

OH! You're in disguise. Of course you're in disguise. DUH.

<3

[srsbusinessk.livejournal.com]

What? No. There's no disguise. My name's just not Jared. It's Sam.

You are made of win

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Of COURSE it is. Like Yosemite Sam? Or do you not do the whole fictional character name when you register at a hotel?

LOL BB, I was just thinking the same thing about you.

[srsbusinessk.livejournal.com]

No, like Sam Winchester. Like, that's the name I was born to.

\o/

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Honestly? You expect me to believe that? Look I won't tell anyone. I won't even ask for your autograph.

[srsbusinessk.livejournal.com]

Whatever. You're crazy, lady.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Okay. Well...you're probably not wrong on that.

[srsbusinessk.livejournal.com]

Just..try to be more careful for the rest of the day. And please don't call me Jared.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Aye Aye Captain!