★ 27 [Video] You hold my arms down, I've been bad.

[mightbeconcussed]

[The video comes up on Lucy sitting on top of a hospital bed. She's got a cast on her wrist and a bruise on her cheek. She's also wearing scrub bottoms with her own top and a pair of high heels.]

Today is made of suck. It's not just a bad day. It's a day made entirely of suck. And not the good kind of suck. The I fell, broke my wrist, dropped my coffee and ruined my new jeans.



This was after I ran out of body gel in the shower, got shampoo in my eyes, flailed around until i slipped and smacked my face on the edge of the tub. Yes it's a real 'I hit my face on something' accident. Not a 'I'm a battered woman' excuse.

Yeah, I get that it's Friday the 13th but HELLO could I not have gotten a Jared Padalecki with that instead of a cast? I am so the blond in the horror movie that slips, falls and gets saved by Jared Padaleki.

Okay, so it's possible that didn't happen in the movie. I was sort of paying more attention to his shoulders than to the actual plot of the movie but let's be honest here it's a horror movie. A remake of a horror movie. The plots are all the same.

The doctors released me. I'm not moving because clearly moving is a bad idea for me today. I could be carried though. Harry? Wanna come carry me out of here?

Also? Painkillers. I have them. Go me.

Comments

After much debate, I decided this is just the best response possible.

[srsbusinessk.livejournal.com]

Feel free to call her insane.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

OMFG Seriously City has just made up like everything to me. Ever.

Well almost.

HI, Hared. Big fan. Even saw House of Wax. Ok so part of that was because I wanted to see Paris die but you can't blame me. Half the movie theater was there to see Paris die.

SHE'S INSANE.

[srsbusinessk.livejournal.com]

Um. I think you might have me mistaken for someone else.

She really is. I make no claims otherwise.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

OH! You're in disguise. Of course you're in disguise. DUH.

<3

[srsbusinessk.livejournal.com]

What? No. There's no disguise. My name's just not Jared. It's Sam.

[disregard-death.livejournal.com]

I believe you need icecream.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

I always need ice cream, Keats. You could bring me some up at the hospital.

[disregard-death.livejournal.com]

Aye, on it.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Keats!

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

I'm in the middle of working, Lucy. Do you think you can get Jared to do it?

And are you really alright?

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

I'd rather wait for you. I don't think they'll actually kick me out of the bed.

I'm okay. My wrist is broken but it's a clean break. I'm on pain pills so that makes everything better.

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

Alright. It will be about 45 minutes, then. See if they'll let you watch telly.

Don't go and hook yourself on pain pills. I wouldn't want you to go and start breaking bones on purpose.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

I'll try. I don't think rehab is really my thing. The clothes alone...

private | moderately hackable

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

Whoa. Lucy, what the hell?

Re: private | moderately hackable

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Wrist breakage. Pants ruinage or face bruisage? Which Hell are we whatting?

private | moderately hackable

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

Look I don't wanna-- but you're my friend. And I just have to make sure-- is there a reason you gotta deny being abused?

Re: private | moderately hackable

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Uhm...maybe because Harry ATE people? It's not a big leap if you don't know Harry to say 'oh he ATE someone. He probably gave Lucy that bruise on her cheek'.

And he didn't. He wouldn't. He knows I'd leave him if he did.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

Wow. That's a pretty shit day right there.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

I KNOW RIGHT!

It's bound to get better. Unless Harry really is angry about the whole Jared thing.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

That's why you should never mention your affairs to others.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Wait. What?

Noooo there's no affair. Observation, yes.

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

I think that the blond in the horror movies usually dies, doesn't she? Hospitalization's not good, but it could be worse! ...Which isn't a good argument at all.

How're you feeling? Does your wrist hurt, or did the painkillers help that?

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

It could totally be worse! I could have ruined my shoes!

The painkillers helped. I'm all numb and fuzzy now. It's nice.

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

Then at least one thing went okay!

Numb is good. If you need anything when you're back home and not so numb, will you tell me if you need something?

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Oooh good point!

I will! I'll probably want company.