★ 07 [voice] There's the Southern way and then there's the wrong way

[mightbeconcussed]

Okay. So. After extensive research...okay a couple of clubs and a few test runs--I've discovered that no one here knows the proper way to sing a song. Lucky I'm here. I KNOW! RIGHT?

Anyway, take a look at this, pay particular attention starting around .58 and let's all learn the right way to sing Sweet Home Alabama

Make a Southern girl happy?

Our next lesson will be over the right kind of hat. Houndstooth Fedora? Only way to go.

Comments

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

The right way to sing songs is to sing them in a stadium full of people?

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Nooo although I can see how you'd make that mistake given the video. The right way to sing that song is to insert "roll tide roll" in the chorus pauses.

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

And every song? Do they all have conventions?

Oh Dear. You've done it now.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

O M G!!! NO

BUT You're a GENIUS. Every song SHOULD be forced to abide by the same rules. If there's a pause in the chorus you yell Roll Tide Roll

SUCCESS.

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

Thank you. Why are we yelling that, again?

Re: You rock more than most people

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Duh. Because it's the cheer chant of University of Alabama Crimson Tide.

<3

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

Oh, of course. How could I forget?

Re: <3

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Totally

[She charges on ahead despite the man's tone. Lucy chooses to ignore or heed sarcasm depending on her mood]

I'm Lucy. I don't know you.

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

No... I'm the Master.

[paaause. thinkthinkthink]

...but you can call me Harry.

[HIS LOGIC IS SPECIAL ATM.]

God my girls love him

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Harry, it's a pleasure to meet you. Where are you from?

I'm a Birmingham, Alabama girl.

ahahah AS IT SHOULD BE

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

Gallifrey.

Re: ahahah AS IT SHOULD BE

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Eww a yankee [Because Gaillfrey has to be up North]

You're forgiven because you're brilliant.

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

Oh good. I'm not a Yank at all, though. If anything, I'm more of a Brit. [lalala, ignore the whole alien thing, whatever]

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

What if we don't wear hats?

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

You should start!

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Not everyone can pull off a hounds-tooth fedora.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Mmmm this is a true and tragic fact.

We'll have to find other options.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

I thought I would keep going with the not-grown-out-Jew-fro.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

The Jew-fro is working for you. it's very Seth Cohen and that's a good thing but sometimes hats are necessary. Everyone gets bedhead.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Did I just get compared to the Pineapple Express guy?

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

...

Oh no you didn't.

That's James Franco. I'm talking Adam Brody AKA Seth Cohen of The OC Epicness. He is one of my husbands. Completely adorable and completely not douchey like Franco.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Wait, no, I'm thinking Seth Rogan.

Okay, and Seth Cohen is good, I can live with Seth Cohen.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Seth Cohen rocks. Seth Rogan is okay. I prefer chubby Seth Rogan like in Knocked Up to skinny Seth Rogan which is probably not what he wants to hear after he went and lost all that weight. In any case, Seth Cohen trumps Seth Rogan.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Cool, so I’m somewhere between Rogan and Cohen or something. There should be a Jew-fro ranking somewhere.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

OH! OH!

I'll make one. Cohen obviously being the best jew-fro. Seth Rogan rating around like...five? Maybe four. His hair kind of rocks.

I'll rate yours...lesse going with an 8 1/2.

Rating pretty high there, Sammy.