mightbeconcussed: (Phone plus bear hat)
Lucy Locke ([personal profile] mightbeconcussed) wrote2010-03-10 05:50 pm

★ 07 [voice] There's the Southern way and then there's the wrong way

Okay. So. After extensive research...okay a couple of clubs and a few test runs--I've discovered that no one here knows the proper way to sing a song. Lucky I'm here. I KNOW! RIGHT?

Anyway, take a look at this, pay particular attention starting around .58 and let's all learn the right way to sing Sweet Home Alabama

Make a Southern girl happy?

Our next lesson will be over the right kind of hat. Houndstooth Fedora? Only way to go.

[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2010-03-12 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
No! I'm a girl see also synonym for evil and flagitious.

[identity profile] not-so-smooth.livejournal.com 2010-03-12 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Why did no one tell me this before? I clearly remember being told that girls are made of sugar and spice, and all that's nice.

[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2010-03-12 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Shhhhh

[This is Lucy putting her forefinger to her lips in the classic quiet gesture]

It's part of the girl conspiracy. I'm not supposed to tell you.

[identity profile] not-so-smooth.livejournal.com 2010-03-12 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Now do you have to kill me?

[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2010-03-12 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
At the very least I have to keep you quiet.

[identity profile] not-so-smooth.livejournal.com 2010-03-12 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
How do you plan on doing that?

[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2010-03-12 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
That is a secret I'm not telling. You will just have to hang around and find out, Sammy.

[identity profile] not-so-smooth.livejournal.com 2010-03-12 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
Or I could just go try and tell some guys and see what you do to keep me quiet.

[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2010-03-12 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
You could but that runs the risk of me getting angry at you over it and never speaking to you again.

I'm Southern. We're still angry about the War of Northern Aggression. I can hold a grudge for years.

[identity profile] not-so-smooth.livejournal.com 2010-03-13 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
… well played.

Yeah, I’m kind of upset myself that in the rest of the US we only deep fry every food imaginable at the state fair.

[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2010-03-13 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

It's disturbing! Everything is better deep fried.

[identity profile] not-so-smooth.livejournal.com 2010-03-13 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
I had a deep fried Twinkie once.

[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2010-03-14 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Excellent example of making awesome jun food even better by deepfrying it.

[identity profile] not-so-smooth.livejournal.com 2010-03-14 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
I threw up.

That might have been the tilt-a-whirl though.