★ 07 [voice] There's the Southern way and then there's the wrong way

[mightbeconcussed]

Okay. So. After extensive research...okay a couple of clubs and a few test runs--I've discovered that no one here knows the proper way to sing a song. Lucky I'm here. I KNOW! RIGHT?

Anyway, take a look at this, pay particular attention starting around .58 and let's all learn the right way to sing Sweet Home Alabama

Make a Southern girl happy?

Our next lesson will be over the right kind of hat. Houndstooth Fedora? Only way to go.

Comments

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Did I just get compared to the Pineapple Express guy?

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

...

Oh no you didn't.

That's James Franco. I'm talking Adam Brody AKA Seth Cohen of The OC Epicness. He is one of my husbands. Completely adorable and completely not douchey like Franco.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Wait, no, I'm thinking Seth Rogan.

Okay, and Seth Cohen is good, I can live with Seth Cohen.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Seth Cohen rocks. Seth Rogan is okay. I prefer chubby Seth Rogan like in Knocked Up to skinny Seth Rogan which is probably not what he wants to hear after he went and lost all that weight. In any case, Seth Cohen trumps Seth Rogan.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Cool, so I’m somewhere between Rogan and Cohen or something. There should be a Jew-fro ranking somewhere.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

OH! OH!

I'll make one. Cohen obviously being the best jew-fro. Seth Rogan rating around like...five? Maybe four. His hair kind of rocks.

I'll rate yours...lesse going with an 8 1/2.

Rating pretty high there, Sammy.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

I feel so awesome right now.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

It's a pretty sweet moment. Savor it.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's going on my calendar.

"March 10th, Lucy thinks I'm an 8 1/2 on the Jew-fro scale."

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

[That is the sound of Lucy squealing]

I love going on boys' calenders.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Wow, apparently.

I like making girls make that noise. Wait, wait, that might have come out wrong.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Mmmm see that depends on how I take it.

[There's a long pause from Lucy]

And I'm keeping you in suspense on that.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Because you're evil.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

I'll take synonyms for $500 Alec.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

You're flagitious?

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

No! I'm a girl see also synonym for evil and flagitious.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Why did no one tell me this before? I clearly remember being told that girls are made of sugar and spice, and all that's nice.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Shhhhh

[This is Lucy putting her forefinger to her lips in the classic quiet gesture]

It's part of the girl conspiracy. I'm not supposed to tell you.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Now do you have to kill me?

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

At the very least I have to keep you quiet.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

How do you plan on doing that?

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

That is a secret I'm not telling. You will just have to hang around and find out, Sammy.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Or I could just go try and tell some guys and see what you do to keep me quiet.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

You could but that runs the risk of me getting angry at you over it and never speaking to you again.

I'm Southern. We're still angry about the War of Northern Aggression. I can hold a grudge for years.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

… well played.

Yeah, I’m kind of upset myself that in the rest of the US we only deep fry every food imaginable at the state fair.