Call me!!

[mightbeconcussed]

Hi! Since you called me, I'm not giving you my name. You should know it. Besides, it's considered unsafe or something. Anyway, it's ME and we're going to make this interactive. I can't come to the phone for--INSERT YOUR OWN REASON HERE--. Leave a message and let me know why you think I can't come to the phone. I'll get back to you when ever I'm done doing whatever it is I'm doing.

☎ VOICEMAIL
☄ PHONECALL
✌ TEXTING

Comments

☎ VOICEMAIL

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

Hello, Lucy. It's Harry. I really am dreadfully sorry for missing dinner with you after all of the effort you clearly went to. It would have been lovely, but then again, I can't vouch for how my behaviour or table manners would have been at the time.

Not to mention, of course, I was arrested. I'd like to make it up to you, perhaps by making you dinner, but if you'd prefer to avoid me after hearing any of the released information, or my announcement on the Network, I understand perfectly.

If you would like to have dinner with me, even still, please feel free to call me back at any time and we can work out the details.

Sorry again. Bye.

(Phone Call!)

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

[Ring ring ring]

(Phone Call!)

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

Hello?

~VOICEMAIL~

[mechanicalmice.livejournal.com]

Mary had a little lamb
Its wool was white like doves.
A big bad wolf came by one day
Now Mary has some gloves!

CALL

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

You've so got it wrong...

Macy's had a little lambskin leather sale
It's hide like butter
At those prices she had to snag some pants to cover her tail
Or else she'd be a nutter!

✌ TEXTING

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

Do they have you? Where are you?

Re: ✌ TEXTING

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

A river of blood. It's hot and I'm only up to my waist but I can't move.

Re: ✌ TEXTING

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

Seventh Circle? I have to fill out a release form first but I'll be right down for you after. It's a direct insult: you're mine and they KNOW it. It should only take me 20 minutes.

Text;

[totallyinaband]

Hey, Luce. Can you call me when you have a few minutes?

[Return Call]

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

[It's a little while before Lucy checks her text messages and gets back to Stephen but when she does, she calls directly back.]

Hey, Stephen. It's me. What's up?

[Return Call]

[totallyinaband]

Uh, yeah. I hope you're not busy right now. Kinda freaking out.

Voicemail

[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

Oh, is this thing recording? Cool!

Hey Lucy. I just wanted to say I'm super sorry for trying to eat you yesterday? Apparently I was pretty darn cursed and you looked all angely and delicious. So uh... lemme know if I can make it up to you. One angel at your service!

Talk to you later.

Voicemail

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Cas tried to eat me too. Curse type thing, I get it. The bruises look sexy anyway.

[She's a lot more disturbed than she wants to admit.]

You can buy me a latte sometime.

Voicemail

[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

I will buy you five lattes, all the time. Consider me your forever latte girl.

[text]

[designedtoparty]

Can you show Dulcie how to use her answerphone? There's another drink in it if you do. ;)

[text]

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

I can give it a shot. Want to use my device to call her?

[Oh yeah, Lucy suspect this is more about the caller than Dulcie's ability to answer her phone]

Wait, how many people have you slept with since you guys broke up?

[text]

[designedtoparty]

Its ok. She called me.

Does it matter? You'd top the list by default.

[calling]

[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

Hi Lucy! Are you doing anything this weekend?

[calling]

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

I think I'm free and clear. What's up? Are we going bar hopping?

text

[totallyinaband]

Were you at the gig last night?

text

[mightbeconcussed]

Yuuuuuuup

text

[totallyinaband]

Please tell me no one was videotaping.

text + picture

[totallyinaband]

I found something of yours today

img.jpg

pretty hot actually

text + picture

[mightbeconcussed]

Pub crawl!

You like the chest hair, right? That's what did it for me.

text + picture

[totallyinaband]

the chest hair is very sexy, yes