Call me!!

[mightbeconcussed]

Hi! Since you called me, I'm not giving you my name. You should know it. Besides, it's considered unsafe or something. Anyway, it's ME and we're going to make this interactive. I can't come to the phone for--INSERT YOUR OWN REASON HERE--. Leave a message and let me know why you think I can't come to the phone. I'll get back to you when ever I'm done doing whatever it is I'm doing.

☎ VOICEMAIL
☄ PHONECALL
✌ TEXTING

Comments

(Phone Call!)

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

[Ring ring ring]

(Phone Call!)

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

Hello?

Re: (Phone Call!)

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Okay at least you give good apology. I respect that in a guy.

[Announce herself? Psssh she's pretty sure the attitude and the accent do that for her]

Re: (Phone Call!)

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

[Not to mention his RIDICULOUSLY accurate caller display. He knows who it is.]

I'm glad. Does this mean you'll accept my dinner invitation? Or perhaps you should say you'll come either way and I'll find out on the actual day after cooking. It would only be fair.

Re: (Phone Call!)

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

[Oh good because she'd probably pout if he didn't]

I'll take number 2 for $500 Alec.

No I'm kidding. Yes I'm accepting your dinner invitation and it was nice of you to ask.

Re: (Phone Call!)

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

Perfect. Would you prefer anything as far as the actual dinner? Or prefer it to not be anything.

Oh, and please, no cracks about recent...events. It would be in poor taste for me to serve you your own species. Ooh, might have been just a smidge hypocritical, that, just then.

Re: (Phone Call!)

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Tsk tsk very hypocritical of you.

Uhm...I'm not big on Indian food. Other then that I'm pretty open minded. As long as there's dessert. My weight is not being watched. Momma gave me good genes. She rocks.

Re: (Phone Call!)

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

No Indian food, plenty of dessert. Alright, I'll keep that in mind. What about day and time?

Re: (Phone Call!)

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

I'm a barista AKA the definition of flexible as long as you don't want to have dinner early in the morning.

Re: (Phone Call!)

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

Then shall we have it at six again? On Friday.

Re: (Phone Call!)

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

I'll be there. Second time's a charm because third is not happening. Not in the things going wrong category of dinners.

Re: (Phone Call!)

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

Then we'll make sure this dinner happens, no matter the interruption or curse, or unexpected jail time.

Re: (Phone Call!)

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

You've got a deal. I'd ask you to spit on it but that's just gross and I never got it anyway. What does spit exactly do? Besides slime things up and be full of bacteria?

Re: (Phone Call!)

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

I'd only be spitting on the phone anyway.

Re: (Phone Call!)

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Which can't be good for your phone.

Okay, Harry, I'm going to go take a bath. This is your mission. You can choose to accept it or say goodbye and talk to me later. Wanna bubble bath with me?

Over the phone of course.

Re: (Phone Call!)

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

[laughing]

Oh, and you had me excited and everything. Is it mutual? Only I just showered.

Re: (Phone Call!)

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

[The laughing just eggs her on and her grin can literally be heard through the phone]

Professional tease is on my resume. Who said bubble baths were about being clean? Showers are for clean. Bubble baths are for fun.

Re: (Phone Call!)

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

Very true. All the same, I still have a lot of questions to answer, a lot of tedious life stories being told to me at what I assume they think is me prompting them by explaining my own recent issue...and I'd better not bring my device into the bath with me.

Unless you'd like to listen to the soothing sound of my voice as you take yours, I'll have to decline.

Re: (Phone Call!)

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Put them on hold minus the music. They'll never know! Or make up vague leading responses to their stories and then refuse to clarify like 'Everything about you makes so much more sense now!' or one of those very loaded 'Ah-ha's'. However I accept that you don't want to be in the bathroom with everyone.

Hmmm tempting but I think I'll save overdosing on the soothing voice until Friday. I'll talk to you later, Harry.

Re: (Phone Call!)

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

I am a politician. There's just an awful lot of...damage control I'm having to do.

See you on Friday.

Re: (Phone Call!)

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Bullshit is your business. I guess it pays better than gardening.

Bye, Harry.

Re: (Phone Call!)

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

Goodbye, Lucy.