Lucy Locke (
mightbeconcussed) wrote2010-02-20 02:50 pm
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Call me!!

Hi! Since you called me, I'm not giving you my name. You should know it. Besides, it's considered unsafe or something. Anyway, it's ME and we're going to make this interactive. I can't come to the phone for--INSERT YOUR OWN REASON HERE--. Leave a message and let me know why you think I can't come to the phone. I'll get back to you when ever I'm done doing whatever it is I'm doing.
☎ VOICEMAIL
☄ PHONECALL
✌ TEXTING
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Hey Lucy. I just wanted to say I'm super sorry for trying to eat you yesterday? Apparently I was pretty darn cursed and you looked all angely and delicious. So uh... lemme know if I can make it up to you. One angel at your service!
Talk to you later.
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[She's a lot more disturbed than she wants to admit.]
You can buy me a latte sometime.
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[pause}
I really do mean it, Luce. I'm really sorry.
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I know. You were cursed so...you know, not a lot you can do.
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Especially when it's me doing it.