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Call me!!

Hi! Since you called me, I'm not giving you my name. You should know it. Besides, it's considered unsafe or something. Anyway, it's ME and we're going to make this interactive. I can't come to the phone for--INSERT YOUR OWN REASON HERE--. Leave a message and let me know why you think I can't come to the phone. I'll get back to you when ever I'm done doing whatever it is I'm doing.

☎ VOICEMAIL
☄ PHONECALL
✌ TEXTING

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You're welcome. [No remorse]

I wasn't thanking you. Do you have an idea the hangover I had the next day?

A hangover, post sex. You're still welcome.

I really should have made you promise not to use this information for evil.

Only for good. Never, ever for evil.

ALWAYS evil. You can't help it. It's in your nature.

Hey now. This isn't one of those women are evil speeches, is it?

Nope. It's just you.

[She gasps a little and lightly smacks him on the shoulder.]

I am made of goodness and light and happiness.

Yeah, those things. And also evil.

Only if in Canada, evil is code for awesome.

I think it if was you would have heard that by now.

Whatever, you're just totally jealous.

What, of the evil? I'm fine, actually.

Of the eeeeeeverything.

You lost me a little. Are you trying to make a point or are you just making noises?

I'm trying to get you to take back your evil comment! [Yes she's just making noises.]

Not gonna happen.

[Pouting] And I'm so awesome to you.

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