mightbeconcussed | Entries tagged with harry

Okay guys. I'm going to need some help.

Desperately seeking my angel. He's like 5'8, droopy puppy eyes, shadowy wings and no sense of humor. He dresses like a playground pedophile which obvi he's not because HELLO angel. He's not answering his voicemail and I'm worried he's dead in a ditch to paraphrase my mother.

Also? I feel like I'm guy bashing here. A lot. Sorry boys. I really do love you all. Okay well most of you.

What is it with boys? I'm not talking about being clingy and having sex and WHY DIDN"T YOU CALL THE NEXT MORNING!!!! Because let's be honest here, I'd rather they not call in that case. That's the reason I give the fake number BUT ANYWAY--You wanted to be TMI'd tonight didn't you?--friends, they're supposed to let each other know they're okay. They're supposed to check in. They're supposed to not let friends worry they're dead in a ditch! Girls don't tend to do this as much. I know how Penny's doing. I know how Menolly is doing. I do not know how Cassie is doing.

Speaking of which I'm not sure I know how Keats is doing. Keats, call me. Let me know you haven't died of alcohol poisoning.

And we're not even going to get into the Harry issue.

Okay, that'd be all. If you see the angel in question let me know or alternately tie him up and leave him on my doorstep. That'll work.

[Lucy is lying diagonally across the bed on her stomach and staring down at the video device on the bed with her. Her elbows are on the bed, hands propping up her chin, hands framing her face. Her eyes are a little red but she has make up on and her hair is mostly done. She looks upset or angry about something, possibly both]

Okay, reasons why being sober sucks

Emo

Emo and guess what

Emo.

Also I seem to have this repeat things 3 times curse going on. I showered three times this morning. I washed the dishes which consist of a plate and a wine glass three times. And I have this---tick. That's right, repeating, repeating, repeating three times.

It sucks.

Also on the list of things that suck--which could be a repeat word or could also just be a sign from the deities that oh yeah this place SUCKS--

Harry sucks. He's still gone and he sucks. Out loud. Dolby Digital Surround Sound SUCKS. Ever turned the music up so loud that you can feel the floor and the walls and even your insides vibrating? That's the amount of suckage that Harry is right now.

Bryant, the dog not the Bear because we can't LIE here, sucks. Apparently I'm cranky with him and instead of being a good dog and trying to comfort me he's hiding under the dining room table in fear of my wrath.

If it weren't for Keats I'd go for a blanket guys suck statement today. Fortunately he has saved your entire gender guys. Thank him. Buy him a Guiness or something.

Masha, the only other girl in this house, does not suck. Because she's a GIRL. GIRL. GIRL...

Yeah.

Oh! Speaking of girls that don't suck. Penny! I got our PALE tee-shirts made up. Yours is green because I think you'd look fantastic in green and mine is Pink because it's a good color for me. They've got shiny silver letters that say PALE on the front. I'm working on a really cool design for them but we needed NOW shirts so these are the Test line.

Menolly! I got your The City Sucks Out Loud shirt made. It's blue. I have one too in yellow.

Liver failure. Someone talk to me about it.

I think I might be concussed?

How does one tell exactly?

★ [Voice] Desperately seeking angel

★ 19 [Video] The night vision shows she was only ducking the truth

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