★ 01 [Video/Action] Well it's not the semi annual sale at Macy's...

[mightbeconcussed]

So I told him that I thought we were better as a special occasion sort of thing. Like the classic car you keep in the garage because if you drove it every day it’d always be in the shop. I’m not entirely sure he bought it but he agreed to leave our face to faces to parties and booty calls—Jill are you even listening to me?

[Lucy is standing in front of the fountain with a really fantastic Prada bag –price tag still attached--in her hand. She’s looking around wildly.]

Jilly Bean?

[She looks down at the bag in her hand]

Oh Holy Bear Bryant…does this mean I shop lifted? I swear I was going to buy it. Not that that ever works in the movies or the TV shows. It’s like the standard excuse for shop lifters. I bet it’s the excuse Wynona gave but honest, I mean it. I was going to pay for it until I got—where is this? Kidnapping carries a very serious penalty and I am not someone you want to abduct. Especially if you’re an alien. Oh God…it’s aliens isn’t it? I want to chime in with being opposed to aliens. Unless you’re Max Evans. Then you can abduct me anytime.

[She pauses to take a breath and note that the scenery is not one she recognizes]

This is definitely not Roswell, New Mexico.

[And a final glance down at the bag before she tucks it firmly beneath her arm]

At least I got to keep the bag…

Comments

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

That's what?

Even if I asked? I mean clearly this would be at a later point in our friendship when 1)I felt like I could trust you not to pass me around like the town bike or b) didn't care if you did the things boys do to girls on roofies and of course d) I would know you'd film it.

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

You must think I'm outta my mind if you think I'm about to roofie a little southern white girl. Oh no, it's not goin' down that way.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

I don't want you to do it like RIGHT NOW. It's about trust, Hardison. Building it and developing it! I do not trust you enough to ask you to roofie me now.

Plus, I think you'd be uncomfortable with the whole filming thing.

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

No, what it's not about is me getting lynched. Hardison likes his neck unmaimed, thanks.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Oh please. Even if Daddy were here we don't lynch people anymore. I think I was like 10 the last time he took me to a KKK meeting.

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

Now that's just wrong. You got some balls, though. I can respect that!

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

In the south we call that backbone.

Also, obvi totally kidding.

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sure you are. I get it. Can't escape the man anywhere I go...

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

You caught me, Hardison!! I have come to oppress and enslave you. It's my secret mission.

Which really when you think about it, just makes me a girl.

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

Aww, see now you're back to generalizing again. We should work on breakin' this mold.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Puhlease turn me not racist and not chauvinist. It can be a project.