★ 01 [Video/Action] Well it's not the semi annual sale at Macy's...

[mightbeconcussed]

So I told him that I thought we were better as a special occasion sort of thing. Like the classic car you keep in the garage because if you drove it every day it’d always be in the shop. I’m not entirely sure he bought it but he agreed to leave our face to faces to parties and booty calls—Jill are you even listening to me?

[Lucy is standing in front of the fountain with a really fantastic Prada bag –price tag still attached--in her hand. She’s looking around wildly.]

Jilly Bean?

[She looks down at the bag in her hand]

Oh Holy Bear Bryant…does this mean I shop lifted? I swear I was going to buy it. Not that that ever works in the movies or the TV shows. It’s like the standard excuse for shop lifters. I bet it’s the excuse Wynona gave but honest, I mean it. I was going to pay for it until I got—where is this? Kidnapping carries a very serious penalty and I am not someone you want to abduct. Especially if you’re an alien. Oh God…it’s aliens isn’t it? I want to chime in with being opposed to aliens. Unless you’re Max Evans. Then you can abduct me anytime.

[She pauses to take a breath and note that the scenery is not one she recognizes]

This is definitely not Roswell, New Mexico.

[And a final glance down at the bag before she tucks it firmly beneath her arm]

At least I got to keep the bag…

Comments

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

Gosh.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

I KNOW!

No. I really don't. I mean there's so much that Gosh could apply to you're gonna have to be more specific here.

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

Sorry, you're just very...excited.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

The correct terminology is hyper. Excited would imply that I'm happy to be here or anticipating something. Both of which are a great big NO. My boys just won National Champion. I would mucho preferio to be in Birmingham.

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

South Carolina?

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Alabama. You know football?

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

I'm more of a baseball fan.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Not a giant fan but I've gone to a game or two. I'm more of a football girl.

Lucy Locke.

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

Boy Blue.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

So you go by Boy or Blue 'cause I'm sorta liking Boy.

Nice to meet you.

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

Oh, well.

Usually Boy Blue, if you really want to say Boy.

Otherwise, Blue.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

See, I was thinking first and last name. We have boys named Boy where I'm from. Not often but you know...

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

Oh, no no. No last name.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Oooh like Cher or Prince. Or Lady Gaga. Kind of. Since I'm pretty sure Gaga is not her last name.

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

Lady who?

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

You know Bad Romance and Paparazzi? Very weird singer. There's a rumor she's trans sexual. Who knows? Either way, she seriously needs to be done with the leotards already. Unless you're a ballerina or Jane Fonda in the 80's it's a big no

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid not.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Huh.

Okay, well...singer. Weird one. One name. Two names actually. No last name. You get the point.