★ 28 [Video] This was not the way I planned

[mightbeconcussed]

[Lucy is sitting in the apartment she shares with the Master. There's a couples of pints of ice cream on the coffee table and a bottle of Bailys. She's got her legs crossed and her feet are bare. Her hair is braided into pigtails and she's beaming at the video]

PENNY!

It's ME and I am irrevocably--yes I know what it means--absolutely and completely in love with you. I can't live another day without you. I thought you could move into Harry's place with us and use the stripper pole.

Please?

And I am sacrificing two whole pints of ice cream in your name.



Harry, I'm not really in love with Penny. Chris feels bad because he's gay and loves Ray and Ray is running around screaming he's not an arse bandit--what IS that even? Is it an English thing? ANYWAY just thought you should know. I still like you. The Penny thing is for distraction.



[ooc: Lucy isn't cursed at all. She's just insane and trying to make Chris feel better]

Comments

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

Just being a guy doesn't mean he's interested. I know plenty of guys who aren't interested in me. ...Which, now that I say it, is kind of sad-making.

Thank God! Do you--what do you do? Slide down it?

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Dear, sweet, Penny. I have so much to teach you.

You can. It has a retractable platform you can stand on or you can retract it and slide all the way down to the first floor. You can also spin around it, grind against it and generally be very silly.

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

Funny. That's what Angela says, too. There must be a lot going on that I don't know about.

That sounds fun? Maybe? Except for the grinding.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

There really is.

It is fun! You should come try it sometime.