★ 28 [Video] This was not the way I planned

[mightbeconcussed]

[Lucy is sitting in the apartment she shares with the Master. There's a couples of pints of ice cream on the coffee table and a bottle of Bailys. She's got her legs crossed and her feet are bare. Her hair is braided into pigtails and she's beaming at the video]

PENNY!

It's ME and I am irrevocably--yes I know what it means--absolutely and completely in love with you. I can't live another day without you. I thought you could move into Harry's place with us and use the stripper pole.

Please?

And I am sacrificing two whole pints of ice cream in your name.



Harry, I'm not really in love with Penny. Chris feels bad because he's gay and loves Ray and Ray is running around screaming he's not an arse bandit--what IS that even? Is it an English thing? ANYWAY just thought you should know. I still like you. The Penny thing is for distraction.



[ooc: Lucy isn't cursed at all. She's just insane and trying to make Chris feel better]

Comments

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

[OKAY, NOW HE CAN'T KEEP QUIET ANYMORE]

How dare you talk to Penny like that.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

What? I'm being flattering cause I'm in love with her. Duh. What's your damage?

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

Penny is more classy than some common hussy.

1/3 or so?

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

2/more than 3 idek I'll tell you done when she is

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Not just yet

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Okay DONE

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Did you just call me a hussy?

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

Considering the fact that you're gone after two people I like, yes. Did I mention any names?

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Oh the implication was there and I was nice to you over my boyfriend. You are a giant jerkface.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

I don't know what he sees in you.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Clearly it's the sex. Duh.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

Really now.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Well duh.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

You've had a lot of practice then?

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Shut the front door! Naturally gifted.

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

My front door is shut.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

[An exasperated sigh] That's not what I meant.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

Then say what you mean.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

There should be a class for pop culture deficient people.

Shut up and don't call me a whore again? Clear enough?

1/2

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

Excuse me for being from the past - not to mention English not being my first language.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

And yes, clear enough. But whether I listen is doubtful.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

You're forgiven.

Oh goodie.

Getting there

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]