★ 20 [Video] A Target that I'm probably gonna miss

[mightbeconcussed]

[The video is upside down. Or rather Lucy is upside down. She's hanging off the edge of the couch, the device sitting on the coffee table]

I used to think this was good for my skin and my brain. Blood flow and all that. I'm not really sure it is anymore.

[She sits upright and for a moment all that can be seen is her knees then she slides to the floor so that her face is the right height for the device.]

The auction thing? That was fun. No I didn't put myself up for auction but I did buy someone; defintelymad. The one with floppy hair. Not the one with sex hair. Call me, Doctor. We'll work out the details.

Now. I've got a credit card and I'm going shopping. Otherwise it's just me, the cat, the dog and some hanging upside down. That doesn't sound like an eccentric old cat lady at all.

Comments

[sings4dragons.livejournal.com]

Sex hair?

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

You know, hair that looks like someone's hands have been in it.

[sings4dragons.livejournal.com]

... ah. Yes, I know that look.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

I bought the one without the sex hair.

[sings4dragons.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't most girls find the one with the sex hair more attractive?

[Private using Harry's filters] Have some verbal vomit and TMI

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Yes. And he is. I've seen pictures. The one with floppy hair is very cute too. Like a puppy I want to hug.

There's this thing though. I'm having this whole 'not wanting to have sex with anyone except Harry' thing. It's stupid and frustrating and it makes me want to smack him upside the head and yell a lot because usually I'd climb the one with sex hair like a tree and try to fix the floppy haired one. Now I'm just bored and I think he'd be interesting.

The one with sex hair wasn't up for sale anyway.

[Private using Harry's filters] Have one VERY red Menolly XD

[sings4dragons.livejournal.com]

Well, I mean... it's good to just want to have sex with just one person.

... right?

Re: [Private using Harry's filters]Poor thing

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

I guess it depends. I sort of swore it off when I was sixteen. It leads to getting hurt and I make it a habit to make sure that I don't get hurt.

I mean if you're like 110% sure the person you're having sex with isn't going to hurt you? I say you're golden. Not that I think Harry isn't going to hurt me. In fact if I had to place my bets, I'd say I'm going to end up with a broken heart. It sort of makes me want to clean out his apartment and not be here when he gets back but at the same time I don't want---You probably didn't sign up to be my therapist.

Sex with one person is fantastic

[Private using Harry's filters]

[sings4dragons.livejournal.com]

I would prefer honesty and I truly don't mind listening.

I've already had my heart broken once, but that was well before my recent... relationship. There was no sex involved before now.

Re: [Private using Harry's filters]

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Okay well...honestly, I think there's nothing wrong with sex with one person. It just opens up all kinds of potential heartbreak issues.

See that's the thing that sucks about hearts. They don't just get broken once. They get broken over and over and over again. It's a whole rinse repeat thing. Unless you choose not to repeat. Which was my choice. It's just not working out that well.

Wow. No sex. But that's the fun part.

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

I think that being upside-down is good for passing out. I don't know about the rest.

There're two The Doctors now? And what kind of shopping do you have in mind?

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

It does make me a little giggley and lightheaded.

I guess so? I didn't know there was one until the one was being sold and it had to be clarified that it wasn't the other one.

Bubble bath, lotion, candles and maybe lingerie. Clothes too. Want to come with?

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

As long as you're having fun and not passing out, it's all good.

So the one that you won--floppy-hair Doctor--is the new one? Are they the same person, or does the universe just have a bunch of Doctors with different hairstyles running around in it?

Count me in on everything but the lingerie.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Uhm...obviously you know like tons more about him than I do? I just know I had to bid on him the other day.

The one with sex hair is friends with Harry.

Awww come on Penny. We'll get you a sexy little thong. It'll be life changing!

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

I know that the one I met is cute and quirky and doesn't have floppy hair. That's about it. And I think Harry knows other Doctors. I was in one of his dreams once... but I don't remember it too well.

I don't think I can justify wasting money on something no one'll ever see. Plus, thongs? Not comfy.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

See I talked to the sexhair one once for a minute. I know he knows Harry but Harry and I haven't actually gotten around to talking about the Doctors. In his dreams? That had to have to been weird. Was anyone naked? People are always naked in my dreams. Of course that could have been awkward too. Seeing Harry or the Doctors naked. For you anyway. Not so much for me. Although Harry naked with the Doctors might have been awkward.

Oh come on, Penny. You don't know that no one will ever see them! Maybe boyshorts then. Little lace ones with a ruffle or two. Something adorable and a tiny bit rawr. You've got to have some rawr in you. Everyone does.

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

It was weird, but in a what-the-heck-is-going-on way instead of a... naked way. There was definitely no naked. A lot of-- ...wait. You and Harry...?

If I find my rawr, I'll let you know. It might be missing.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Naked dreams would have been more fun. You have to finish the sentence, Penny. Me and Harry...play spy games? Eat dinner together sometimes? Are flatmates? Even if he's GONE right now--Jerkface. Anyway, sentence finishing! It's a must for full comprehension!

I will help you find your rawr. It'll be a MISSION. Like Indiana Jones finding the Crystal Skull...or something less skully and more fun.

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

Are an item? Occasionally naked at the same time and in the same place? Sorry... went from vague to way too specific there.

Aw, thank you. Hopefully my rawr'll be cuter than a skull, too.

1/2

[definitelymad.livejournal.com]

[he really really wants to say something competitive in regards to hairstyles right now. but he restrains himself.]

2/2

[definitelymad.livejournal.com]

You have got to be the mystery Lucy. I'm the Doctor you bought, at your service. It's a pleasure.

Re: 2/2

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

I am the mystery Lucy. In fact that might be my title from now on. The Mystery Lucy. All glitter letters and 'whoooey whooo' music. You know? Like in horror movies when the blonde figures out who the murderer is five seconds before she bites it? That music. It'll be my theme music.

Pleasure to meet you too. I talked to the other one very briefly once. He was head desking. I warned him of the dangers. Any warning labels, heart problems or particular neurosis I should be aware of?

Re: 1/2

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

[Poor Doctor. She really does like the floppy hair. Although she wants to poke his face, stretch it a bit and be all 'you look so young. I thought time lords were all old]

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

If you like eventual death, keep it up. Otherwise, quit before the capillaries expand.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Eventual death so not my goal. So your brain can actually explode from this?