★ 16 [Video] All's Quiet on the Western Front

[mightbeconcussed]

[Have a Lucy waving at you City. She's absolutely herself today with a paper cup of coffee in her hand. She's got her hair pulled up in a ponytail and she's wearing her own clothes again]

Hi. Obviously not a little girl anymore but I do have to say I had so much fun being five years old again. I got to do all the things my parents usually scolded me for.

BUT

[She leans in to the camera, lips pursed then bounces back]

I'm very glad to be more grown up shaped this time. One complaint[She holds up one finger] Really City? Really? You couldn't give me bigger boobs when you were making me grown up again? I'm not asking for like double D's but a set of B's or C's wouldn't have gone unappreciated.

Okay gotta run. Late for work. Harry, pick me up when the shop closes? Please.

[Okay so maybe she's not entirely herself yet]

Comments

RIGHT JOURNAL THIS TIME ---duh

[disregard-death.livejournal.com]

(WRONG RP JOURNAL MY BAD)

Oi, don't go messin with your body or sayin stuff like that. The City may just curse you for the heck of it.

LOL! no problem

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

This would not be a bad thing, Keats. You've seen my boobs. I'm built like a boy on estrogen.

[disregard-death.livejournal.com]

And I can say they are fantastic and need no alterations.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

[Here's a beaming Lucy. She does love compliments]

Well! How am I supposed to argue with that?

Also? I got the coat you loaned me the other night cleaned if you want it back.

[disregard-death.livejournal.com]

Ye can keep it if ye like, I have a few.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I'm totally going to. Boys coats are always warmer than girls. I don't know why. Maybe it's the whole thought//placebo thing.

How are you, Keats?

[disregard-death.livejournal.com]

I'm good. A friend a mine has an issue with tha latest curse. I'm worried about him and hope it passes soon. He's convinced his lady friend is leaving him. Not going to happen in this reality. But... the City has him convinced.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Get him drunk? Maybe when he wakes up it'll be over? The curse I mean.

[disregard-death.livejournal.com]

This, perhaps is the best idea I've heard.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

I am KNOWN for these things Keats. you just need to trust me.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Lucy. Seriously.

Stop being so obsessed with your breasts. They are fantastic beyond words.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Sammy!

Thank you [Yup you've got a beaming Lucy.]

How are you?

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Hey, you're welcome.

Doing pretty good, nice and safe and all that.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Hey! Me too. No sheep bites. No bites of any kind and totally all alive.

See. You worried for nothing.

I'm glad you're safe.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

I worried because you're a friend. That's not for nothing.

Me too. I'm sure next one I'll turn into a llama zombie or something though.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

I'll lock you up in a cage until the curse is over and you're you again.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

You have a cage?

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

No but chances are I know someone who does that would let me borrow it.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

I don't even want to know.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Ok but it sorta seems like a practical thing to have here.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Fair enough. I had to tie a girl to a bed not too long ago.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Had to Sammy or want to?

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Hey, it was so she didn't do anything she would regret!

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Okay. I'll buy it but that could not have been totally awful for you.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

It was seriously one of the most awkward moments of my life. I had to pretend to want to sleep with her and get half naked before she’d get on the bed so I could tie her up.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

[This would be Lucy just laughing at you forever Sam]

Oh Sammy.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Hey!

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

What? It's FUNNY

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Okay, maybe a little.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

A lot. You know you'd laugh if it was me in your shoes.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

If it was you telling me how you had to strip down and tie a girl up? Riiiiight. Laughing.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You know that there is a way to get bigger boobs. It's expensive.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Yes and I'm a barista! I thought about it at home. I just never got around to it.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Take out a loan. It'll be an investment.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Dr. House, do you do boobs?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I think that this owes a verb definition. Because ...I don't think you're my type.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Plastic surgery. Duh. What else were we talking about?

[Video]

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

I'm a very lenient sitter.

And I like you as you are now.

Call me when you're finished cleaning up and I'll come.

Re: [Video]

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

AKA awesome. Also, I don't think I'm really going to learn the word no just because I'm taking a tromp back through my childhood.

Thank you! Apparently Playboy is wrong. Who woulda thunk it?

Gracias! Also the emphasis on call, are we pretending to be spies and call with emphasis is code for something else or is this a reminder that hey! next time Lucy decides to go walking around in the dark by herself she should call Harry to walk with her 'cause the waking up screaming nightmares? Yeah those do a good reminding job and also SEE I asked if you'd come pick me up. Also not to mention the whole Lucy is still vacationing at Chateau Saxon...and yeah I don't know I lost track of where that ramble was going. It's possible I've overcaffienated myself today.

So are we spies today, Harry? I could get a bright red wig and dress in leather.

Re: [Video]

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

I don't know. I'm quite certain that if I'd wanted to, I could have convinced you into healthy eating at the very least. I'm rather good at that.

Of course it is. If you receive only one point of view for long enough, it seems to be the norm. Although I would be up for a day spent lounging about the flat in an omnipresent dressing gown whilst you prance about nearly naked. That appeals.

I was only making sure you'd remember to call so that I don't arrive too early or too late but, you know, I like that spy idea. It's given me a lovely mental image, anyway.

Re: [Video]

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Because you're charming. What would be the fun in healthy eating though?

I say we do that on my next day off. It sounds like fun but you're totally not getting out of naked time.

Hold on to that image then go get a wig and leather. If you bring it up to me at work I'll meet you wearing it after work. [She'll probably also spend the rest of her shift wearing it but that's neither here nor there]

Re: [Video]

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

Because dying of scurvy isn't a very constructive use of your time.

Of course not.

[The Master looks a little bit distant and then grins. This is the good part about having a fairly open-ended job.] I'll be right over.

Re: [Video]

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Well now I want to play pirates. There can be corsets and you can pillage. I'm putting that on my list.

Yes there's a list.

Yay! I'll be here and I'll give you free coffee.

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Yeeeees?

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

I'm just in awe of the gall somebody has to petition the will of this place for larger breasts.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

I wasn't petitioning. There would have been picket signs.

It was simply an observation.