★ 08 [voice] Boyfriend of the Day

[mightbeconcussed]

John Mayer is my new boyfriend.

Don't act like you don't wish you could play the guitar like he can.

And that tatt sleeve.

Not to mention the voice.

I will so be his sexual napalm.

Haters to the left.

Comments

[rockstar-otouto.livejournal.com]

... Who?

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

John Friggin' Mayer
[As if this will make him understand her better]

You know 'Your body is a wonderland'

[rockstar-otouto.livejournal.com]

... It is?

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

...Not yours. It's a song. That John Mayer sings. It's called 'Your body is a Wonderland'

How do people not know this.

[rockstar-otouto.livejournal.com]

Oh.

... I dunno. But I'm a guitar player too!

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Really?

Are you any good?

[alittlewild.livejournal.com]

What the hell...?

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

You're going to have to specify because really there's so much what the hell here.

[alittlewild.livejournal.com]

Whose John Mayer?

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Rockstar. Amazing guitarist. V v hot. Also a douche & attention whore but everyone has their faults.

[alittlewild.livejournal.com]

So...he's not even here. Well that's special.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Duh.

He's a celebrity hence why I called him a rockstar. I don't even know him but he's making his way up the husband list.

[rehymenator]

...What's a tatt sleeve?

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

This (http://www.j-mayer.org/images/aboutjohn/tattoo010.jpg)

[rehymenator]

And that has something to do with sexual napalm.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Well duh.

Doesn't it just make you all explodey?

[rehymenator]

I don't think so...

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Okay well you are a boy so that sort of makes sense.

Actually it was a -thing-. He gave an interview. He told them one of his ex-girlfriends was like sexual napalm. She got pissed. My point is why? He wants to call me sexual napalm I'm tattooing that on my shoulder.

[permission2fire.livejournal.com]

... he's not here, is he?

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Nope! Not as far as I know

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

I always thought he was kinda douchey.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

He's totally douchey but he's a hot douche who can play the guitar.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Yes, but does he have, to make up for being a douche to you; dark chocolate, the entire Crimson Tide 2010-2011Foobtall season on DVD, AND a nifty chart on just how cute you are in case he ever does something douchey again because of a curse and you can remind yourself what he really things of you.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Now see those things Mr. Mayer does not have. If there were someone douchey that did have those things then I might forgive their doucheyness as well.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Well, okay, technically it was Rosella not me and technically it was a curse but you still got hurt from it so it's a pretty good thing then that I've got those things.