mightbeconcussed: (Pouty)
Lucy Locke ([personal profile] mightbeconcussed) wrote2011-07-06 11:57 am

★ 52 [Video]

[The camera flickers on to show Lucy sitting cross legged on the floor in her flat. She's got shopping bags scattered around her. She's sportinga glorious purple-black eye and a pretty spectacular pout]

Okay, City? Not funny. Yeah they were great shoes--are great shoes and they will look fantastic with that yellow mini dress but shopping should not be a full contact sport. At least not unless the full contact involves a dressing room and nakedness. Nudity, not punches. Got it?

[Text to Jill]

Jilly B wnna tlk 2 u bt idea! Bng lattes!

[identity profile] valentineluke.livejournal.com 2011-07-07 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Knows she won't listen to reason. Skips the "Don't venture out during a Main Event" lecture and goes to "Helpful Suggestion".]

The bruise can be leeched away.

[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2011-07-07 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Luke has gotten to know her so well. It gives her the warm fuzzies]

Leeched? As in real leechs?

[identity profile] valentineluke.livejournal.com 2011-07-07 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Medical leeches used in hospitals, yes.

[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2011-07-07 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
There are no words for the amount of eww that is. [She pauses a second, absorbing that before responding again.] I might do it though. Is it that bad? Or do I like look like I was totally bad ass? Maybe I should go around saying 'Oh yeah? You should see the other guy'. Not that the other guy looks bad. I mean other then possibly having an imprint from the pattern on my purse on the side of her face.