★ 50 [Video]

[mightbeconcussed]

[Lucy is sitting in front of the camera. She's dressed in a flouncy, very Southern sundress with a crinoline underneath it. She carefully arranges her skirt and looks a bit off camera.]

How does this look?

It's lovely, Miss but we really need to get back to Mr. Lightwood--

Please. I'm totally as cute as Jace. So he's got the ab thing going but I have the boobs. Okay so they're not much in the way of boobage [She squishes her boobs together, creating cleavage with her upper arms pressed close to her sides] but they're boobs! That counts for something. Maybe I should put on something low cut. I've got this one dress that's cut down to nearly my navel. I couldn't wear it if I had boobs because it would be a boob sling.

Alright Ma'am--

Seriously? Did you just call me Ma'am? Do I look old enough to be a Ma'am. Before you answer please realize I have a cricket bat and I know how to use it.

What exactly--Miss, why don't you change. We'll be with Mr. Lightwood.

Oh now I'm old and stupid? Sit. Right there. Film.

Now, I'm Lucy Locke and life in the City has it's advantages. I know everyone has been all doom and gloom and boo hoo and yeah it's bad sometimes. It hurts when people leave and I was attacked by a carousel horse just last week but honestly where else in the entire universe are you going to meet people from all over the place and time like this? [She's just going to ramble and preen at the camera until Jace rescues them]

[ooc: Lucy has hijacked Jace's camera crew with permission.]

Comments

[1charmingangel.livejournal.com]

[This is totally Jace. In the background here where they can't see. He's just grinning because he so approves of this kidnapping.]

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

[Oh she sees you back there, Jace. She's totally hamming it up now, making kissy faces and winking at the camera.]

[1charmingangel.livejournal.com]

[That's it. Work it for his stupid camera crew. He'll even be mouthing the words to work it. Just because he can.]

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

[Well now she's just going to be ridiculous, licking her lips and making goo goo eyes at the camera. Really, you ought not to encourage her Jace. She'll show the camera crew the stripper pole next]

[1charmingangel.livejournal.com]

[Not encourage something this entertaining? Really? He is having a blast with this.]

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Boys, care to see the stripper pole? [Regardless of the answer she's on her way there, grabbing the mike of one of the cameras to ensure the crew comes along. She knows how this work. Grab something important and a boy will follow you anywhere]

[1charmingangel.livejournal.com]

[Oh this is too good. Just sneaking along here. Break time and a show. Who could ask for something better?]

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

[Clothes will probably not be coming off but she does wrap her leg around the pole and take a spin]

[1charmingangel.livejournal.com]

[Well there's muttering about going and finding Jace but said Jace is giving her signs that this totally should be her show.]

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

[Well with that kind of endorsement what else can she do except try an upside down pole trick. Luckily she's got pretty panties on today.]

[1charmingangel.livejournal.com]

[He's just going to make sure that one camera catches that. It's important. Of course they don't notice that he moved the camera. Silly mundies just don't notice anything.]

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

[It should be mentioned that Lucy broke her arm doing this back in Birmingham. That's easy to understand when she falls off the pole and lands on her butt.]

Ow. Okay. So not cut out for the pole tricks. They're harder than they look! [Defensive Lucy is defensive.]

[1charmingangel.livejournal.com]

[Okay. He'll spare the crew now.]

Oh come on, Lucy. I'll show you how it's done.

[Please don't ask how he know how to pole dance. It's best we all don't get the answer to that.]

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

[Lucy is all for switching places. She's on the audience side now and yes she is whooping and cheering]

[1charmingangel.livejournal.com]

[His camera crew love it too. Look at them go!]

[advancetheplot.livejournal.com]

You got attacked by a carousel horse?

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

It's really not safe to walk out at night.

[advancetheplot.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Hence the attacking carousel horses. I'm hoping it's more temporary, less permanent. I used to like the merry-go-round.

[advancetheplot.livejournal.com]

I tried to avoid it.