★ 28 [Video] This was not the way I planned

[Lucy is sitting in the apartment she shares with the Master. There's a couples of pints of ice cream on the coffee table and a bottle of Bailys. She's got her legs crossed and her feet are bare. Her hair is braided into pigtails and she's beaming at the video]

PENNY!

It's ME and I am irrevocably--yes I know what it means--absolutely and completely in love with you. I can't live another day without you. I thought you could move into Harry's place with us and use the stripper pole.

Please?

And I am sacrificing two whole pints of ice cream in your name.

( Private to the Master )

[ooc: Lucy isn't cursed at all. She's just insane and trying to make Chris feel better]