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Lucy Locke ([personal profile] mightbeconcussed) wrote2010-07-06 08:55 pm

★ 22 [Video] It never comes easy when you're diggin' for gold

[Lucy is sitting on the edge of the bathtub in her robe doing her toenails. She waves at the video screen]

Just...a...second [A swipe of color across her pinkie toe and she looks up with a beaming smile]

Okay. I'm good. As you can see I'm very much not a vampire anymore. No offense but wow so glad that's not happening. I like me more me shaped than vampire shaped.

[Locked from the Master, Frankie, Chris, Lord Rido and Menolly]

Okay so I'm thinking that Miss Marples etiquette rules dictates that the proper 'Thank you for letting me suck your blood/Sorry I bit you' gift is balloons, chocolate and a strip-o-gram. Rido isn't getting the strip-o-gram because I'm afraid he'd eat her and then I'd feel bad.

What do ya'll think?

[End private]

Also? I'm five seconds away from taking advantage of this whole dancing thing. Harry, Penny, Keats, Chris, Menolly, Hardison--want to come with?

Harry, can we get a stripper pole? It can be in the bedroom if you want.

[ooc: If you've got the technology/ability to hack the Masters filters, have at it unlocking the locked bit. Yes this means Menolly, Chris, Frankie and Harry are getting a giant balloon bouquet, chocolate and a strip-o-gram. Menolly's is a guy. Rido, sorry you're just getting a bottle of blood and balloons. All have notes that say Thank you for letting me drink your blood!]

Re: [Action]

[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Lucy looks up at him, smiling broadly. She stands up and nods eagerly.]

Fireman's pole would be fun. It just needs a retractable floor thingy around it. We obviously have to acquaint you with stripper poles. They're fun to swing around on. Give me five minutes and I'll toss something cute on.

Re: [Action]

[identity profile] neverendingbeat.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Well, obviously. Two millennia and I've never been on one. My life is lacking. [He's going to start building it tomorrow.] What brought this sudden craving for a stripper pole on?

Re: [Action]

[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Very lacking [There's some nodding here and then a shrug]

I bought Frankie, Chris and Menolly a strip-o-gram to say thanks for letting me drink your blood. Rido just got balloons and a bottle of blood. If he ate the stripper I'd feel guilty. [She doesn't mention the Master's strip-o-gram in case he hasn't gotten it]

[Action]

[identity profile] neverendingbeat.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Is this the beginning of a new career?

Re: [Action]

[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Lucy thinks about a moment then wrinkles her nose and shakes her head.] I broke my arm once falling off a stripper pole. I'd had too many mint juleps before I went to pole class. I think you have to be able to dance drunk to be a professional stripper. It's just for fun.

Re: [Action]

[identity profile] neverendingbeat.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Or improve your alcohol tolerance. [He smirks at her.] Don't break anything on ours or I'll have to take it down. Or maybe I'll just pad the floor around it.

Re: [Action]

[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Possibly but at this point I think doing that might require replacing my liver. She sticks her tongue out at him Padding could work. And it might even make the floor more fun

[Action]

[identity profile] neverendingbeat.livejournal.com 2010-07-09 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[He pats her on the back.] Don't give yourself alcohol poisoning, then. I'll go put on something a bit more dancable.

Re: [Action] wow I can has punctuation at least this time

[identity profile] mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com 2010-07-09 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Me too [And she follows. Mini dress and high heels are a must]