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★ 17 [Video] It's a conspiracy

[Lucy is still obviously in the Master's apartment. She sighs dramatically for the camera, puts her elbows on her knees and rests her chin in her hand]

Really? Seriously City is this a conspiracy to keep me locked in Harry's flat fooooooooooreeeeeeeeeever?

I don't think even he left me that much ice cream.

I like Harry's apartment. I'm considering moving everything in here but I would like to be able to go to my apartment and move things out without getting attacked, looted or otherwise screwed with.

And the giant dog I have? Yeah he's under the table. I think I'll take the cat. Masha will be more protection.

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I don't think there's a conspiracy. It's probably a curse.

It is SO a conspiracy Cassie. It's a conspiracy of curses that ensure I will lock myself in Harry's flat and never leave again.

[He thinks about that very seriously for a moment.] No, it's definitely a curse.

[This is Lucy facepalming. Obviously Castiel is the difficult one] Yes it's a curse but you know how we've had all of these crazy curses lately that are like all 'Lucy needs to stay inside' curses? It's a conspiracy to keep them all together so that I stay inside and rot.

[Well. Most people consider the facts to be that way.] But the deities aren't targeting you. You're not that important.

Gee. Way to make a girl feel special, Cassie. Grand scheme of things. Not that special. I get it. Now I'm going to go drown myself in ice cream. LOVE YOU TOO.

[He has NO IDEA how to respond, tiny blond thing.]

[Lucky Lucy has no problem telling people, even angels how she expects them to react]

You're supposed to say 'No Lucy, don't drown yourself in ice cream. You are important. The deities are dumb. I love you too'

[And he is very good at following orders. For that most part.]

Word for word?

You can take creative license and change a few things up if you want. Consider that a template.

[Oh Cas, given an inch she will take a mile as far as being bossy goes]

I was just commenting on how you pose no threat to them.

Oh. Well duh. I'm sort of threatless. I have mace though. Not that I think it'd do much to the deities. You could help me test it though. Let me mace you and then if it works on you I'd know that it might be an option. [No Cas, don't let her mace you]

I don't think it'll work, Lucy.

Fine.

[A soft thudding noise can be heard]

This is me falling dramatically to the couch as I give up on life and liberty and freedom for all.

Cats are useless, especially for protection.

Hey now! Masha is pretty awesomesauce. Plus nothing can be more useless for protection than my dog. He lives under the table when anything remotely dangerous, loud or scary happens.

The one I know isn't... awsomesauce... It doesn't get more useless than vanishing from sight altogether. I've never heard of a dog that did that too.

Okay so your cat is obviously a slacker. Bryant never disappears but he does try to get his entire body under the bed sometimes. He's 200 pounds of fur and drool. It doesn't work very well.

I'm Lucy.

It's definitely isn't my cat... Yours sounds so hearty and reliable I can almost choke on it. I bet you can hear him lumbering from miles away.

[ ...anyway. ]

I'm the Hatter.

She's Harry's cat but yeah, she kind of is. And she's huge so she does kind of do the thundering thing unless she's trying to sneak up on me.

Nice to meet you, Hatter.

...If you say so.

[ and he doesn't care to have met anyone so she can take that as a response to ... all of that lol ]

What kind of cat is your cat? Besides the kind you don't like.

Not mine. He belongs to the Duchess. And I don't know what he looks like, I can't see him.

You can't see him? So you were serious about the whole disappearing thing.

Don't make me repeat myself. I can still hear him just fine.

Hey! Not trying to make you repeat yourself. Just conversationing! So what does he do that's so bad? Besides the disappearing uselessly thing.

That's exactly what he does that's bad. Talking about him, what a waste of my time. I'm late for tea.

Tea time? Like with scones and cakes and stuff?

...I doubt there's anyone here who takes their tea so pleasantly.

How do you take tea unpleasantly?

Well, if you can't figure out something simple like that on your own you're more hopeless than I thought.

[ FFF HE IS SUPER UNHELPFUL LIKE THAT SORRY LUCY ]

HELLO? Do I LOOK BRITISH to you? Okay so yes sometimes I pretend to be British but I haven't even gotten proper British lessons yet so I don't think that's it. In any case I am Southern. We have our tea iced and usually with bourbon and mint so it's really a mint julep tea cross bred thing.

[That's okay she's slightly insane like that?]

~~British...?~~

So you do have some sense.

As for me, I haven't had tea like that for a while. ~~Since getting here, in fact.~~

They have it south?

Of course I have sense. You did hear me say I was Southern, right?

You obviously are not having tea with the right people.

Yup! We love our iced tea. And our bourbon for that matter

I can give ye a hand moving, if you like. But not now, now is a bad time.

Thanks Keats. Maybe when things settle down a little.

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<3 So much