★ 38 [Accidental Video || Action] You're a bad-hearted boy-trap, babydoll

[mightbeconcussed]

[Lucy is eagerly holding tightly onto the elbow of a good looking barista with both hands. The device is on the coffee bar and there's a abandoned cup of coffee next to it. Lucy is leaning forward, talking animatedly about her life in general]

So the AC man is there but I didn't know the AC man was there. Momma sorta forgot to tell me. The house is blazin' hot and since Daddy is at work I'm walking around without a stitch of clothing on. I headed toward the kitchen to get a glass of ice water with my earbuds in my ears. So there I am standing in front of the freezer, glass in one hand, iPod in the other completely naked with my eyes closed and I'm singing along.

I think it took five minutes before I finally closed the freezer door and turned around to see the AC man starin' at me gape jawed.

[She sits back a bit but doesn't relinguish her hold on the barista.]

He sorta waved his fee that day and Momma and me went and bought new shoes with it. It's not like we could tell Daddy I was strip naked in front of the AC man.

He did ask why ever once in a while they'd stop by just to check on our air conditioning unit. Momma and I managed to convince him they had great customer service.

[ooc: Lucy is affected by the stranger danger curse. Feel free to voice/video or come save the poor barista from too much TMI but beware, she'll probably TMI you too]

Comments

video

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

...Luce?

[justcautious.livejournal.com]

[Chris thought that sort of thing only happened in pornos. If it was going to be anyone, though, it does make sense it was Lucy.]

What if your dad came 'ome early?! Y' weren't worried about that?

Re: video

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Xander! Hi. How are you?

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Not really? He's my dad. He has seen me naked. I mean I was probably eight the last time he saw me naked and had no boobs but still, not the worst thing in the world.

Re: video

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

Really thrown. Like, kissed my best friend's sister who I dated back home but until a few days ago, she didn't know that kiss and had really weird conversation with a guy I don't really know? Also, I may be getting high soon.

[justcautious.livejournal.com]

Still be a bit odd...

Does it really get that hot where you're from?

Re: video

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

High? Why? On what?

[Clearly that is the important part here]

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Yup! High nineties and at least 100% humidity. Very hot.

[justcautious.livejournal.com]

Bloody hell... How d'you live like that?

[ooc: I had to pause and research when the UK went metric. Stupid period characters. ...and then I remembered that my parents, who were born around the same time, still think in Fahrenheit, and then I felt a bit dumb for researching. Even if they are Canadian, not British.]

[Voice]

[a-bad-guy.livejournal.com]

[There's a smirk.]

True story?

Re: [Voice]

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Yup. True story.

You aren't the Eliot that's handbound or hand waved or hand tied to a guy named Sage, are you? I mean you never mentioned it and I figure you probably would have if you were 'cause he mentioned you in like 2.5 seconds. Okay so that's an exaggeration but there was mentioning.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Naked. Duh. [Okay so it's not entirely true but she's giggling too hard to clarify]

[justcautious.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah. Forgot about that.

Re: video

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

Well, pot, I'm guessing. This guy was completely surprised that I had never gotten high so I think I'm getting high.

[Voice]

[a-bad-guy.livejournal.com]

Nah, I'm Hardison's roommate.

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

Psh, like you actually did it on accident.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Hey! it was hot okay? And I look pretty naked.

And he was kind of cute in a uniform, blue collar guy kind of way.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Well now you're just making me doubt myself. I mean if you've forgotten I was naked then something is wrong.

Re: video

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

As long as it's not a crack high 'cause I hear crack is whack :D

[justcautious.livejournal.com]

I din't really...forget it, I jus' forgot about applyin' it. Makes you feel any better, luv, the image hasn't left me 'ead since you mentioned it.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

So much better. You're on my list of favorite people again.

[justcautious.livejournal.com]

Do people on that list sometimes get to accidentally run into you bein' naked on really hot days?

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

It's a list with benefits.

But I don't exactly go running all over town naked. It's more of a my flat, the pool if it's deserted sort of thing.

Re: [Voice]

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

OH! I think I knew that. He's mentioned you. I just had Sage's Eliot on my brain.

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

Well, I figure all of that, but you don't gotta go trying to lie about it. Fess up, ain't nothing to be ashamed of. Unless you're my nana, anyway.

Yeah, I'm good. Not really interested in the dude.

[justcautious.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, makes sense. [And he will never come to your flat because your boyfriend freaks him the crap out, Lucy, but he might make one or two unnecessary patrols of the pool this month. Just in case.]

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

I don't know. Pretty sure the Southern Baptists Association would disagree!

I was giving excuses for my heathenism!

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Naked everywhere else is kind of frowned upon. At least in Alabama.

[justcautious.livejournal.com]

Everywhere else too, really. Other'n Alabama. I think so, anyway. I would've heard of it otherwise.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Yeah I think nudist colonies have to be private property club kind of things.

[justcautious.livejournal.com]

Colonies?

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

You know, like resorts? Like a Sandals with no clothes.

[justcautious.livejournal.com]

Resorts? Blimey...

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

I bet they have them in England too!

[justcautious.livejournal.com]

Maybe...they're not year round things, though, are they? Cos folk'd be bloody freezing half the year.

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

Yeah well the Southern Baptists Association can stick it okay.

Flimsy excuses, Luce.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

I think it sorta depends on the climate they're in? In England, probably just a summer thing.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Momma and Daddy would love you. I mean Momma would cluck and impress that we really ought to try and be a little less naked but your yay!Lucy attitude would win them over.

I'll work on my excuses.

[justcautious.livejournal.com]

Or maybe they jus' go indoors.