★ 26 [Voice] Yeah, cause you're my rock star in between the sets

[mightbeconcussed]

Okay City, you know just when I decide I hate you beyond the telling of it you do this.

I love you today.

So very very much

It's like you knew I liked shiny things.

Harry, please tell me you're sparkling. I'm curious for decidedly NC-17 reasons. You have no idea how many fantasies this would fulfill.

Questions too. Like does everything sparkle?

Comments

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

I'm not actually a vampire, Lucy. Or dead.

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

That's kind of creepy.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Well crap. I know that. I was just hoping that glittery shiny people applied to Time Lords too.

It's okay. I've got a pot of glitter. We can STILL pretend.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Sorry?

1/2

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

Only in certain cases.

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

A pot of glitter? I'm not sure about this one, Lucy.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Oh come on! We can wash it off later! It's normal glitter!

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

For it to even make sense, I'd need to go out into the sunlight shirtless and wearing glitter bodypaint. Which, I'm sorry, but I'm not going to do.



If it makes you feel any better, I'll watch you sleep.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

This would be my cue to pout but even I know my limits. Besides I just spit iced coffee out my nose because I can HEAR your voice when you say that and it made me laugh.

That depends? Are you going to be like 'oh look. She's so pretty and other sappy romantic things that will not be mentioned' OR are you going to be like 'Eww well...that's quite a lot of drool for one small blonde girl...'

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

If we're lucky, you'll say my name in your sleep and I'll be forced to think the former.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Aww. Well I do talk in my sleep.

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

I know.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

[This would be a giant smiling, very happy Lucy]

Someone's been watching me sleep.

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

No! Hey, don't be.

...If you somehow talk Harry into the pot-of-glitter thing, I really want pictures.

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

I need to sleep only a tiny percentage of the time humans do. Of course I've been watching you sleep.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Well you could have been watching The OC or balancing your checkbook or anything else while I was sleeping

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

I am sometimes. But you're asleep a LOT.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Fiiiiine I'll stop being mushy about it.

You watch me sleep because you're bored and I say funny things in my sleep and drool a lot.

Better?

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

I never said you had to.

Even if that is a bit of it.

So it's a lottery tonight. You end up saying my name in your sleep, I'll tell you you're my soul mate.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Ooooh this could be fun.

And what if I don't say your name in my sleep?

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

Then I won't? I only have access to one canon for this.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Hmmm okay. I can live with that. Sort of win-win.

Will you get me pregnant with a half vampire baby that will eat out my insides?

Okay no wait never mind. Ewww erase that. Rewind.

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

...


I can safely say that no, that's not going to happen.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Deal!

Not promising anything though. He's refusing to go outside shirtless with glitter body paint on.

I think we're going with the creepy stalker watching me sleep thing. If I say his name in my sleep, he calls me his soul mate. If I don't--no harm no foul. We're just obviously not soul mates.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Good because at that point? I just kept reading for naked wolves.

Besides ewww babies with teeth.

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

That's not even fair. It's not like he'd be alone!

That's sweet I think. I hope that works out for you guys, soul mates or not.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

I KNOW

Thank you! Harry is a giant sweetie even if he won't admit it. Just don't tell anyone.

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

My lips? They're sealed.

[neverendingbeat.livejournal.com]

I haven't read that one. I assume it wasn't out yet.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

You rock, Penny.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Maybe not? I don't remember what year it came out.

There was definitely a gross factor to the whole thing.

[disregard-death.livejournal.com]

Tha sparkling is not, may I repeat, not fun, Lass.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

KEATS! You're sparkling!

[This might be a pause for squealing and laughing and general joy]

So, visual confirmation NOT necessary but does everything sparkle?

[disregard-death.livejournal.com]

[there is a long long, un squealing and un joyous and rather unamused pause]

...aye.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

[Laughter forever]

[disregard-death.livejournal.com]

Whut's so funny!

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Keats...your penis sparkles. What's NOT funny?

[disregard-death.livejournal.com]

My penis sparkling is the opposite of funny! Doctors would be concerned about this!

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Doctors would be concerned if this weren't the City. The doctors here would know it's a curse. There might be cream for it.

[disregard-death.livejournal.com]

... ha ha ha. [he sighs] This isn't even correct. I'm not dead.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Maybe because you're...fictional? I don't KNOW. I mean Edward Cullen is fictional so it stands to reason. Sort of.

[disregard-death.livejournal.com]

Is there an Edward Cullen here? And it shoulda at least had the politeness to wait till after I had me coffee to shine me all over. Peein this mornin was a shock.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

There's not. He's in a book.

Maybe they wanted your day to start with shock?