★ 05 [video] I've got a friend

[mightbeconcussed]

Hi

[Video is Lucy waving at the camera. It's a fair close up of her face. She turns the camera until it has a face full of him]

This is Bryant. I got him at the shelter and he's two years old. He just looked so sad and he told me he wanted to come home with me. Now usually this is a request I reply to with a denied to most boys but obviously he's a special boy.

Also? Nice curse city. Not that I'm affected but this is one situation that it pays to speak your mind. At least that way you don't surprise anyone when a curse comes along.

Comments

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

[Come on, Sam. Don't think something stupid or embarrassing, don't think something stupid or embarrassing...]

Nice, Bryant and Mojo will have to have a play date sometime.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

[Lucy is particularly gleeful that she's gotten someone cursed to respond]

Yes! I'll have to talk to Bryant about not accidentally eating Mojo when he kisses him. Not that Bryant is mean, just big.

See, not stupid or embarrassing at all! Honestly, very little is with me.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

[I'd be more worried about Mojo trying to mount him, but whatever.]

He looks pretty big.

Well, that doesn't mean I won't be embarrassed if you realize I spend like, twenty minutes thinking about your ass.

[It's a great ass though.]

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Poor violated Bryant. I'll have to give him rape recovery classes.

He's huge. Weighs as much as two of me.

Pssh, only twenty minutes? My ass is insulted, Sammy.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

[Stuipd telepathy curse.]

Stupid telepathy curse. I’m sure Bryant can, you know, make Mojo understand that no means no.

[Sam, but since she’s hot and I just talked and thought about her ass she can probably call me whatever she wants.]

It’s not like you don’t have other features I’d get distracted by.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Wonderful telepathy curse! I'll have the sex talk with Bryant.

[She's just going to ignore the Sam part. She's banking on the other part]

Oooooh expound on that please.

[Lucy loves a compliment]

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

[Oh god this is going to end badly.]

And I'll remind Mojo to cool it on the domination.

[Where do I even start? It's not like any parts are seriously hot...]

Well, um, I mean, you've got really great legs. And hips. The whole legs-hips-ass combination you have is really, really good. It's like... any one of them is a 10, but they're ALL a 10, so...

[Just stop talking, stop talking, oh god why can't I stop talking?]

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Oh this is fun. We should have more days like this.


You're very good for my ego. Really.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

[This is very weird but very cool that she's not angry.]

I'm glad you think so, especially when I only got up to your waist with the compliments.

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

[It takes a lot to get Lucy angry]

Psh I know I'm built like a boy. The only time I have cleavage is when I'm sporting a push up bra.

[not-so-smooth.livejournal.com]

Wait, what?

Wait, what? I think you're doing pretty good up top, too. Besides, have you seen what time and gravity do to larger breasts?